Toadfish Monastery

Or maybe 4 decades behind... (stuck in the 60's).

The sibling below me would like temperatures in the 60's.

Yes, I would.  Or for those living outside the US...around 15-20 C.

The sibling below me wishes the US would get off its silly a$$ and use the metric system.

I thought the $ already got off the duodecimal system.
And soon it will be one Pound of Dollars equalling one Euro.

The sibling below me will us tell how much energy his/her body uses per day in BTU.

Erm, the equal of one caramel praline muffin?

The Sibling below me wonders where they can get such a delightful muffin.

Unfortunately the sibling below you ate too much supper to wonder any such thing.

The sibling below me has tainted feet.

ALL feet are tainted. Ugh.

the sibling below me has Theories about Cloverfield

Yes, I do.  But no one will publish any of them.

The sibling below me once was published.

Without actually being the author. I just got added for proof-reading.

The sibling below me will use the writer strike in the US to make a fortune by submitting crappy scripts on the quiet. Hollywood will be desperately enough to produce the Mary Magdalene action thrillers, starring Angelina Jolie as Mary M, Justin Timberlake as St.Paul and Tom Cruise as evil Pontius Pilate. Beware the attack of the mechanical Judas!

Don't tempt me! (Someone just sent me a DVD of  Ricky Gervais' "Extras: the first season" and I have a picture of Kate Winslet as a nun in my mind right now. I am giggling.)

The Sibling below me would like to bomb Hollywood and replace it with a statue of Ricky Gervais.

I thought about it, but realized that Ballywood pictures would just take over the market.

The sibling below me once starred in a Ballywood blockbuster.

As the token Gringo on the set. I was the blonde girl with the curls on the left, behind the sari'd dancer.


The sibling below me knows all of Bollywood.

Lots and lots of action.  Everyone stops and starts singing and dancing.  Repeat.
(Yes, I know.  Culturally insensitive.  But I really don't get Bollywood.)

The sibling below me wishes they were sleeping right now.

Who says I am not? But it would be sufficient to fall asleep once one goes to bed and to not wake up before the intended hour.

The sibling below me reads celebrity news for that purpose.

Only the Bollywood celebrity news. Hindi puts me right out.

The Sibling below me wonders if cave men had celebrities.

I think that is how religion started.

The sibling below me wants to start his own religion (for tax purposes).