Toadfish Monastery

That's true.  I only have a right side and a wrong side.

The sibling below me has lost his mind.

Can you help me find it?

The sibling below me reads all the food labels.

And I keep a little book listing all the B vitamins on the labels.

The Sibling below me once starred in a B movie.

If B stands for Bad, then yes (technically not starring but appearing in a shot as a child).

The sibling below me wants to erase certain childhood memories.

I'm getting old enough that just happens on its own.

The sibling below me has nightmares about clowns.

Coulrophobia is one of my few phobias, but it's real.

(   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia   )

The sibling below me knows the source of the quote "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

After reading Stephen King and Dean Koontz, I will never trust a clown again.

The sibling below me thinks "LiLo" is advice for escaped prisoners.

And I think "Lilo and Stitch" is advice for people who have lost their clothes.

The Sibling below me is thankful for something.

Yes.  I am thankful that I have something to be thankful for.  Sort of a meta-thankfulness.


The sibling below me put his performance of the macarena on YouTube.

Well, I meant to, but I was so brain-dead after doing the macarena that I forgot how.

The Sibling below me can think of something even more mortifying than the macarena.

Many things. How about listening one of dubya's speeches?

Unrelated, the sibling knows where Swato is.

Yes, he is hiding out with Frodo in Valinor.

The sibling below me once took a vacation to Mordor to see Mt. Doom.

I went to the tower of Dr Doom once, does that count?

The sibling below me loves attraction parks.

Only if they are strange attractors.  Fractals are so cool.

The sibling below me once got lost on a Mobius strip.

Yes. I forgot, and closed the door.


The Sibling below me knows how I got out of the Mobius strip.