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So, how do you like your boobs?


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_{(sidenote: my previous post - I don't like the boob items, I like the real thing)}



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Iradiated is better than scraped out from the inside.

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Boobs? Ya seen two, ya seen 'em all...after that it's just a matter of proportion and gravity.

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Going back to Eileen Dover territory, I just got a referral from my surgeon to a urologist called Mr. J. Dick.

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Going into the Air Force, I was given a physical by a doctor named Savage...that's right, Doc Savage.

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We had quite a laugh when we heard (more than a decade ago) that the Polish government spokesman's name was Lamentowitsch.

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Quote from: Aphos on November 13, 2007, 01:35:47 AM
Boobs?  Now there's a subject worth talking about.   

Hmm... someone certainly perked up at the mention of 'em.

Re: funny names, we had a running joke at tech school around one of my classmates using the pseudonym Dr. Long for presentations, invariably pronounced with a VERY long 'o' in Long.  His full name actually anagrams out as "Dr. Joel Arcana Long".   


But here's something (new one) for Swato:


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A friend of a colleague consulted her doc depressed by her relationship ending ((with someone who's last name was Right)). There, there dear, the doctor responded, one day Mr Right will come along.

(true story)

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Have bras evolved from parasitic boobytraps to the symbionts they are today?

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Bring back whalebone corsets. Damn the ecologists !

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Awww man, Grif.

Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on November 12, 2007, 09:03:34 PM
I love the boob beanie bag and the boob bong...
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Inherently, nothing.

Quote from: Darlica on November 13, 2007, 12:19:32 AM
I think most of the Boob toys are stupid and tasteless yes.
Do they creep me out or make me really upset? No.

They are just novelty items, stupid stuff certain kind of men give each other on birthdays and stag parties for a laugh and maybe to annoy the bride to be/wife/girlfriend or such.
 

There are so many other things that are worse, more degrading and misogynistic around I choose to get upset about.

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I actually tend to find the packaging far more creepy than tha actual item.

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Talking about funny names:

I have a dentist with an interesting name...

Translated it would be "Dr. Cutter"...


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Doc Savage wasn't the only strange name I encountered when heading to basic training.  At boot camp, there was a sergeant named Fury.

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Ha. Had a dentist named Dr. Head. There's a substitute someplace named Mr. Faggart (AKA Mr. F).


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Oh ho...  and they said it could not be done....


The WAG has fallen behind and once again the victor is the

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