Toadfish Monastery

I've never been much at calculating, though I am an expert on stress, so I'll just hope all is well.

The sibling below me prefers to give stress rather than suffer with it!

Oops! double post, but it still strangle fits 

Ummm, let's see <sticks tongue out corner of mouth>, Stress equals mass of tower multiplied by height in metres, divided by mean width in metres, divided by tensile strength of main load bearing members, plus the coefficient of drag of the tower multiplied by the wind velocity in knots, multiplied by the number of resident squidlings divided by ten, plus the volume of water in the tanks in litres less one tenth of the volume of gas emitted per diem by the decaying material at the bottom of the tanks, plus the average age of squidlings in milliseconds, divided by the number you first thought of...

The sibling below me understands what I just wrote...

Naw, the metric units threw me off. Otherwise it would have been quite clear.

The sibling below me wears litrehosen.

But only in the privacy of my own home.  After all, I have to think of the children.


The sibling below me wants to resurrect this thread.

Provided I don't get Frankensteined for it.

The sibling below me is 6.632 feet under

Yes, under my roof.


The Sibling below me has a soft spot for folk dancing. Particularly Morris Dancing.

But not the stick and bucket dance! (at least not in public)

The sibling below me went to St.Trinian's school for girls

But not as a student.

The sibling below me wouldn't go back to his teenage years.

Hm, some things would have a certain appeal (especially if I could instigate a certain girl to take a cancer test in time).
But it would probably not be allowed to keep one's experiences (a la Groundhog Day).

The sibling below me would love a groundhog for a pet.

Damn right, ther's good eatin' on one o' them thar critters.


the Sibling below me is ambidextrously challenged.

which explains why I constantly drop scones.

The Sibling below me will watch this video with good grace.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/v/J9PKO5WyPpg&rel[/youtube]

I prefer Bad Grace.  She's a lot more fun at a party.

The sibling below me is in denial.

Darned right I am, and I intend to stay there until forced out. (Probably Monday when my oncologist gets in touch with me after reading the e-mail from the pathologist, which was cc'd to me by accident.)

The sibling below me wants chocolate.

Of course I do. Why would I not?

the Sibling below me dances with the HF Trio.

Wrong trio...I prefer the Nairobi Trio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uw03hS_EMY

The sibling below me just DANCES!!