Toadfish Monastery

Me new fangled cordless speakin' tube thingy rang jist as Oi was readin' Opas post.

So Oi did as instructed. It wus me bruvver. An' being a true scion o' the family, 'e joined roight in.

The Sibling below me has a fruit fetish.

I Must Have Fruit! Especially when the fruit in question is warming itself happily on a Hottie.

The sibling below me believes in warm beer.

Oh, I believe it exists, I simply don't drink it.

The sibling below me doesn't like dark beer.

its not so much that I don't like it- I just don't know it well enought yet to be really intimate with it


the sibling below me is amazingly cute

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the cutest of them all?

The sibling below me knows what the $%*@!#$ mirror said.

It said "You're cracked!" and when i looked again, sure enough, there was a crack across my face! 

The sibling below me is floating above his/her computer chair.

It's amazing what a little concentration can do.


The Sibling below me starts holiday shopping in June

I don't do special holiday shopping at all.

The sibling above me who will be the sibling below me meant buying holidays in a shop

(I am pretending to be Kanaloa shopping for holidays. I'll take two halloweens and a new year's, please.)

The sibling below me and the sibling above me are of one mind.

Om!

The sibling below me picks holes in buckets.

Actually, I kick holes in pickle buckets...

The sibling below me has a distinct opinion about pickled ANYTHING.

Close, Op. Two Halloweens and a St. Patrick's day (no, not for drinking [alcohol = blegh] it's an excuse to wear green).

I like most anything pickled--especially watermelon pickles.

The sibling below me cant speell too gud.

I lernd to speel frum a LOLcat. K,tkx, bai!

The sibling below me would LOVE to have a cheeseburger.

Cat can has cheezburger!

The sibling below us will learn LOLcats and program the site in it.

Once I have accomplished that, you have my written permission to drop me into the nearest Nut-hatch, as that would be a sign that I'd finally lost my mind.

The sibling below me thinks I'm talking about birds.