Toadfish Monastery

Thrown at distances in the millimeter range.

Tze sibling below me will volunteer for the chairforce

That's a video game, right?

The sibling below me wants a virtual reality headset

I can't afford a real headset, so I have to settle for a virtual one.

The sibling below me is speaking with a Russian accent today.

Or is it Colombian? We're all mobsters anyway, right?

The sibling below me is stereotypical.

I typically watch and listen in stereo. Typing in stereo is more difficult.

The sibling below me is a 4-dimensional entity

If we live in a hyper-sphere it is safe to assume that we all are 4th dimensional entities.

The sibling below me wants to buy a hypercube shadow.

Yes. But what I'll do with it, I do not know.


The sibling below me has a pie their future.

And many people too, unless they are diabetic (or can you eat a diet pie?).

The sibling below me is researching recipes for cake.

(There's sugar free pie.)
Yes, I want to find the perfect recipe for red velvet cake.

The sibling below me can quote fellow siblings at length.

But I don't have the time and will not waste the space.

The sibling below me has no qualms about wasting either
[I wasted time, now time doth wast me]

waste not want not

the sibling below me is an actual rocket scientist

Does wishing qualify?

The sibling below me wants to build a multistage rocket with common fireworks.

I can probably get the fun kind to start with.


The Sibling below me uses Christmas fruit cake as a door stop.

No, for that purpose old Lebkuchen is better.

The sibling below me has a patent on an improved custard pie thrower

Y'arrggghhh! It be a clown with big arms from lifting polka-dot weights.

The sibling below me will Talk Like a Pirate to the next person who calls on the phone.