Toadfish Monastery

W-w-w-w-what el-l-l-l-lse?

The sibling below me thinks Scotch tape comes from the northern part of the UK.

I WAS skeert-- until I realized this buffoon has the potential to invade-------Canada!

So, I MUST ask "What Else?"

The sibling below me will also ask, "what else?" (unless they answer "what else", of course <heh>)

Edit:  oops!  browser failing to update properly. *sigh*

Re: Scotch Tape.  Naah, Scotch Tape comes from 3M:  Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing.  Yes, THE single most world-changing OFFICE invention came from a Mining company.

The sibling below me does not agree that Scotch Tape Changed The World, but that it was either Post-It or White-Out instead.

Well, until the invention of the computer, specifically the PC, it was White-Out at numero uno...even though Correction Tape was neater. (Glue and rubber cement were messy, but they worked.) Of course the combo of a computer screen and a bottle of White-Out was the genesis of a million blonde jokes.

The sibling below me has never even seen typewriter correction tape tabs. (The ones you slip in by hand and type over.)

what is this type-writer of which you speak?
I have never heard of such a machine. Is it a machine? How can you type and write at the same time? Sounds horrible and confusing if you ask me.

The sibling below me is a distant relative of Yoda.

Indeed I am. We had a family reunion recently on the planet Dagobah.

The person below me wants Barbie for Xmas.

An' a Xena!



The sibling below me is eagerly awaiting reindeer season...

The meat's a bit stringy, but quite flavorful.

The sibling below me hasn't decorated for Halloween yet.

I quite like reindeer sausage (we usually bring some hom efrom our Norway vacations).
Concerning Halloween, the attempts to popularize it over here are not really successful yet (thank Cthulhu!).
But I have some ideas about selfmade treats that make a (hopefully) lasting impression keeping the brats away the next time [nothing more dangerous than a black pepper spicing, I assure you and nothinh has been tested yet].

The sibling below me would love chocolate spiced with black pepper.

Well, I really love chocolate and I really love black pepper so ..yeah, I'll bite.

I love Halloween. It bugs the overly-serious fundies.

The sibling below me thinks that's not very humble of me and I apologize in advance. Plus, the sibling below me knows what color socks Donny Osmond used to wear.

white?

The sibling below me thinks All Hallows Eve is THE holiday of the year

Well it is. If THE holiday is Halloween and the year is 1482

The sibling below me is lower in the pecking order

Peckin'? Pah!
those that try will find rest under a cross (though probably not an iron one).
Sorry, bad puns beating humbleness again.

The sibling below me will humble me immediately

I'm not going to Humble you, times have changed...I can Exxon you instead!!

(American business joke, sorry.)

The sibling below me wants to take us both to The Home for Bad Joke and Pun Makers.

I feel quite at home, there. Hmmm, smells like someone's just made some bad homemade cinnamon puns!



The sibling below me has gas ...at under two bucks a gallon.

But nobody wants to buy it...

Several people said it smells funny...

The sibling below me is is intoxicated.