Toadfish Monastery

That's my Hoosier Lady Friend!


How would I know,
Why should I care?

Curiosity and empathy

Which is the bow that has no arrow?

The one I got on ebay.

Why D'Ya Do It?

Meh, why not??

Is that all there is?

No, but for more the fee is higher.

Why weep ye by the tide, ladie,
Why weep ye by the tide?

fer me wee plastic boatie's gaen floatin awai wi ther tide!

How can you stay with a fat girl wholl say :
Oh ! would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring

Can't say. Never tried...


Walk tall, why ever run?
When they move if I ever come?

Is that, eh, innuendo?

Can you make me a cambric shirt,
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Without any seam or needlework?

Fraid not. Fresh out of thyme, you see.

Whatever became of Hubert?

Became a hunter and rode away.

Who is Sylvia?
What is she?
That all our swains commend her?

 I think I saw her in a wet dream , but I'm not certain .



If a picture paints a thousand words

Then why can't I see you ?

Because I'm not the one you're looking for...


Angie, angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, angie, where will it lead us from here?

The forecast calls for this fog to lift by tomorrow.  You should be able to see the road sign then.



So 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard, and there's the Worster kid looking up in a tree.  I say "what're you lookin' for?"  Says "I'm lookin' for my burrow owl."  I say "jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!  Everybody knows that the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground!  Why do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway?!"

He said. Sumbuddy burrowed it from me dad!

Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?

Not a clue.

If, however, you wish to mount a rescue search:


Send the Marines