Toadfish Monastery

Virgins are probably overrated anyway. And having six dozen of them with perpetually self-restoring hymen sounds like hell for all involved (except for S/M people).

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Does it say anywhere that the virgins are pretty?

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Each to his (probably no her in this case) taste (or lack thereof).

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We are getting immature and trans PG13

Quote from: beagle on July 09, 2007, 12:47:35 PM
Unfortunately the NHS don't prescribe virgins for it.

I agree with Swato, that virgins are highly overrated. Don't understand the whole purity thing some guys are looking for in a girl...


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Some guys are legitimately concerned that the lass may have had much better previously.
Maybe they should spend some effort to be better rather than to avoid 'previously'.


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Aren't those the same guys that end up hiring those kind of services?

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And don't forget the booming hymen restoration industry.
It is indeed a booming market especially serving Muslim girls shortly before marriage and sometimes post divorce.

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Diagnosis of an elastic hymen gives reassurance to relatives without need for restoration according to my in-depth study of this.

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Sounds like another scam by the doctors, there.

"Meh, it's alright. Elastic hymen. Money, please."

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Billions could be made with the invention of hygienic chastity belts.

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Just imagine the trouble at airports.

*alarm noises*

Step this way please.

*Snap of rubber gloves, ready for the full cavity search*

"What the .....

Pervert!"

*sounds of beating*

"Got another one. I think it's some sort of cult...."

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I'm against all forms of chastity belts.

Unless I have the universal key.


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Get a locksmith!

Bulletproof models for our (eh, your) brave soldieresses at war.

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Why just belts for the women?

They should suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fate as well as the men.

"Why, hello sailor. You are a fine handsome man, aren't you?  Let's go upstairs and have fun"

*taps just below waist, produces clinking sound.*

"Only if you are a locksmith or safecracker, my dear...."

"&*^£"

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Some early Malthusians thought about that problem. It is technically more difficult for men and the only solutions they came up with was something like modern piercing (don't ask for details or look for infibulation and don't say afterwards you haven't been warned).

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Edit: wikipedia only covers the female infibulation but those perverse Malthusians thought about something similar for males (of the lower classes, the upper class on the other hand was encouraged to produce more valuable humanoids)