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The WORST possible fortune-cookie fortune...

Started by Solipsy, June 21, 2007, 03:18:35 PM

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beagle

Rabbit was quite popular here historically. Myxamotosis did for its popularity though.

Eating horses (in comparison) is the sort of thing the French would  do  ;)
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Bruder Cuzzen

Rabbit is soooo tender , just don't kill yourself eating to much . I heard dog is very delicious , can't bring myself to ever try it , wouldn't eat a cat either , both would be like cannibalism .

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Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

I agree, eating oats is more than naughty, it can be even nasty...

Wait you said Oats, right?

Oooh Goats, like lamb? Yumm...! ooops, erm, yeah,  mmm, right, ehem...

...and then the fortune cookie told me that I was going to die! Figure that...!
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Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

Goats = very tasty

Just look at this beauty:



(sorry Goat, I hope it's not a relative)

rabbit = yummy

horse sausages = quite tasty...



(Have I mentioned that I'm hungry?)
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goat starer

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Comrade Goatvara
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"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

Pachyderm

What's wrong with eating goat?

It is a very tasty meat. So is warthog, kudu, cow, horse, any herbivore really. Predators taste nasty.

Thinking about it, I've never eaten elephant, but lots of people did or do, so it must be tasty too....

Actually, Goat, I've changed my mind. Does anyone have a really big bed I can hide under?
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Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

I don't think a bed will save you from the Goat.

But you might try it with democracy. He doesn't like it much... ;)
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anthrobabe

Quote from: goat starer on July 07, 2007, 12:55:10 AM
I am VERY upset  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(



http://www.yopress.com/images/posts/halloween-06/goat_angry.jpg

just guess what is getting left in your Christmas stockings?

I've heard that too-predators taste nasty- so I wonder what we must taste like to those who have a taste for "long pork"?

now that would be a really bad fortune cookie

"now you know the joys of long pork"

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Pachyderm

Your chef this evening was Jeffrey Dahmer....
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anthrobabe

 :devil2:

that is funny- I don't care who you are
that's funny, sick, but funny


"we won't tell if you don't"
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Aggie

Quote from: anthrobabe on July 09, 2007, 12:37:24 AM
I've heard that too-predators taste nasty- so I wonder what we must taste like to those who have a taste for "long pork"?

Bear can be quite nice, but they are not strictly predators.  I had some lovely bear meat from a black bear that had made a nuisance of itself by eating a farmer's oat crop and raiding his beehives.  I wouldn't eat dump bear, though. 

OTOH, large predatory fish are some of the tastiest (and heavily contaminated).
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Pachyderm

Thank you for taking part in our experiment. If, in the next six months, you develop respiratory problems, please call this number...
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anthrobabe

Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.