Toadfish Monastery

It's a province in South Africa and a name of a Hilton hotel...



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The Phillips Legacy:

John Phillips (Mamas and Papas fame) had McKenzie from his first marriage. She went from teen alcoholic/doper deluxe to ProActiv facial products pimp. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mackenzie_Phillips

From his marriage to Michelle, there was Chynna, part of Wilson Phillips, a singing group of 'daughters of the famous' that depended on "the fat chick" for any true vocal power. Carnie had weight loss surgery, though, and their comebacks went unnoticed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_Phillips

Finally, John, the perpetual alcoholic/doper, married and produced THAT little piece of work, and her brother Tamerlane. Bijou--<<"Bijou", which is French for "jewel," was taken from the song "My Petit Bijou" by Lambert, Hendricks and Ross.>>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bijou_Phillips --is yet another in a series of self-important spoiled brats that grew up feeling that they were"entitled" to do as they pleased, their father's influence, thanks. After all, this is the heavy drinking doper that took his newly transplanted liver to a bar to "break it in" with a few drinks, and then was continually in and out of rehab until he died.
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Bijou is a perfect playmate for Paris, who is NOT beautiful. That girl is NOT extremely attractive, just attractively packaged. Peel away the pampering care, and she'd look very at-home working a streetcorner across from others that favor the "cheap whore" mode of dress, but do it on a budget.

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Wow that's a lot of information...


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I think there was a time when PH was able to look at least pretty in a normal way.
That she has a small handful of vacuum tubes instead of a brain was (unfortunately?) part of the original delivery (and again that would make her the obvious choice for the specific role in the above mentioned movie*, true acting skills would not fit).

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*It's a true nasty piece though not much is actually seen but mostly implied
** that could be construed as a nasty allusion

Anyone else we can talk about?


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According to the news PH is learning karate in preparation for her stay in prison.
Maybe she could stage a show fight against Spears for charity

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*No offense meant towards female canines or ladies of negotiable affection

Ugh...

Let's really change the subject, this is getting way too creepy...


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But let's stay in the hotel business: have you ever seen the film Horror Hotel aka City of the Dead? It is often accused of stealing the plot of Psycho despite being the (slightly) older of the two films.

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I'm not sure. If yes, then a long time ago.

But I remember seeing Hostel last year. Does that count? It's a accommodation place after all.


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No, Hostel was killing for pleasure in colour not Satan in b/w.

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When was the last survey of the intentions of psychotic killers?

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only statistically significant Last Posts really count

So you're trying to establish the standard deviation?

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Isn't Hollywood statistically significant? Or do we have to wait for part 100 of Friday 13th

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Hollywood may statistically significant, but insignificant in terms of good entertainment...



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India produces even more movies with (I fear) even less appeal to the sophisticated viewer.

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*there are those things and not at all bad ones