Toadfish Monastery

You put the lime in the cocout and drink it all up...


Oh Doctor! Can you cure this belly  ache?

Sure... a quick belly-ectomy and it won't hurt a bit.   

Who's the greatest band around, makes the cats jump up and down?  Who's the talk of Rhythm Town?

Yes hep cats, it's Gordon Brown!


Is there life on Mars?

According to tons of cartoonists, Osama bin laden is hiding there.

Do you see in the East the red dawn?

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet


Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Know what ya doing, doing to me?

Yes, I am answering your question

...are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA?

I've heard a paleontologist describe all life as a mechanism to evolve various styles of teeth. 




Did you write the Book of Love, and do you have faith in God above?

I'm just a cartoon drawing, and I don't believe you're reading me.


Are these guitars all yours?

No, this is a Geiger counter not a guitar player.

Who's always last to know? Who fills the air with cries? Whose sanity is blasted, and then who usually dies?

er.... that would be me i think 


who ate all the pies?

I gave them to the truckers.  Sorry.   



We've got a great big convoy; ain't she a beautiful sight?

Diesel aluminum cruising like drain-o!


Short fuse, got to dismantle
Code red: what's your handle?



_{*Consolation prize hugs to Bluenose, and bonus-bonus hugs to Mero for spotting the preceding answer song. 
Correct answer: F*ck the coconut man!}

It is more a sort of knob than a handle 


Can I see your tongue?

No, it's firmly in my cheek.

Kann denn Liebe Sünde sein?
(Can love be a sin?)

No, it's more of a cos.  Or maybe a arccot.

(hooray for trigonometry humour!)



Who do they think they are?

... and where did they get that car?