Toadfish Monastery

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And the gold price is still going down

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Last _Buy! Post

Last _{who are you buying?} Post

There's no such thing as a genuine answer to the previous post in the LP.

I suggest we buy some refugees thus giving them money to send to get their relatives here too on condition they don't use traffickers and don't cross the sea in dinghies.

Last _{but how to impose the rules?} Post

The least disgusting way to use the verb buy in regards to people is on a sports context (team A bought player X).

Last _{and even they complain that the percentage they make on the sale is too low} Post

If one is Christian, one has to believe that Jesus bought our freedom from serfdom by paying all our debts in blood.
Just a few problems: HE is presumed to be identical with the seller and now claims to own us (or so many of his self-appointed servants tell us).

Last _{rather fishy, especially from someone allegedly able to walk on water} Post

Don't believe in those cannibalistic cults! 

Last _{says the person who attends to 6 masses in 24 hours every weekend} Post

Mass events tend to be popular.

Last _{except for hermits} Post

Never seen Kermit in mass.

Last _{those atheistic muppets} Post

But several attempts at a church wedding.

Last _{at least that service seems to be appreciated by them} Post

But Miss Piggy and Kermit broke up famously a couple weeks ago!

Last _{haven't you heard the news?} Post

Whether he and his new girl pig are Catholics or not will be seen, if they manage to get the services again without having to bribe the cleric.


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They may have to bribe the Swedish Chef if he is preparing the wedding breakfast.

Last _{is that the only use of "breakfast" to refer to a meal not taken soon after waking?} Post

Sure, regardless if they wake up at 2 PM.

Last _{even if everybody else calls it lunch} Post