Toadfish Monastery

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time to at

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time to at doesn't make sense - to at - or tell me how it does

'last' or 'least' would be an option

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time to at the very

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time to at the very last moment

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time to at the very last moment, before the

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time to at the very last moment, before the vice squad

Chapter 79 (or so I think)

After many misguided artichoke planters had planted enough for the harvest festival in Nunavut cemetry, Emilio got arrested for defiling the seat behind the modern and ghastly statue that had replaced the even more Unbearable Lightness of Being Memorial Candlestick.  With much sparkling wit a hereditary Lord, challenged by the Illegitimacy Commission instituted by the Prime Priest of Primary Elections, took to the hustings with huskies for companionship and as an indication of firm buns.  During the final phase of counting the votes, nobody but the lowliest pimpled producers of The Producers dared to lick their elbows without first putting all eggs in one rather frail old lady's wicker and reed basket, at least that's what the investigative police officers legally bribed by Emilio with a crispy taco allowed. Seldom had salmons leapt out of their comfort zone with less panache than a dehydrated goldfish but with improper haste buried their contentious marmosets.  While the investigation into creeping corrosion in tin whistles met a road block due to street demonstrations organized by The Liberation Front for Red Warblers and Green November's provocateur's, progressive chipmunks from the Genetic-Modification Zoo in Tuscawinna Country Club's spacious basement climbing wall, the other Keynesian economists counted their fundamentalist rhetoric 101 courses' blind spots.

Meanwhile, tough sanctions were imposed on the republic of Portobloomerstan because they violated the traffic regulations imposed after th erruption off there was once severe grammar calamities, and sicknificunt misspellings under rule naughty ate won for worst anacoluthon.

In certain areas of algebraic geometry major inconsistencies prevent any progress towards consensus on the square or cubic size of Argyle socks. This causes regular rifts in the spinach quiche used to equalize the weight of the exponental interface between smectic phases and large miscibility gaps in the triple mixture prepared by the venerable Bede before breakfast at Tiffany's. The recurrent theme of upper class foppishness was too tempting for Emilio to avoid the risk of repeating tired hair days (like Donald the Not-to-be-Named) so visiting the bakery seemed to be the most promising opportunity to flex the proverbial muscles in time to at the very last moment, before the vice squad conviscated his