Toadfish Monastery

They'd get it peeled but no appeal.

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Appealing is in the eye of the beholder:

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There is something in my eye?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/2305/627280-beholder.png
Get it out!

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The evil eye will win no friends.

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Why would it want to?

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But how will it advance the cause of evil if it has no friends?

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Evil is solipsistic

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Evil wants to be solipsistic but it only flourishes if it isn't alone.

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Wasn't Hitler the bloke who shot Franz Ferdinand?

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No, he had an alibi for that event.

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Someone's shot Franz Ferdinand?



I guess that's what you get for releasing a song called 'Take Me Out'.

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Oh hängt ihn auf! Oh hängt ihn auf!
Oh hängt ihn auf, den Kranz voll Lorbeerbeeren!
Ihn, unsern Fürst, ihn, unsern Fürst,
ihn, unsern Fürst, den wollen wir verehren.
Oh hängt ihn auf! Ihn unsern Fürst!
Oh hängt ihn auf! Ihn unsern Fürst,
ihn unsern Fürst, den wollen wir verehren.

|: Oh let's hang high :| (3x) the wreath of laurel berries
|: Him our prince :| (3x) we wish to honour today
|: Oh let's hang high him our prince :|
Him our prince we wish to honour today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti40P3e7GVw

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But he was an arch-duke................. where's the ditty for that then?

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Erzherzog = Herzog aus Erz = bronze duke
Toppling those has a long tradition

As for ditties, there are (according to wikipedia) at least three dozen songs about Erzherzog Johann (including a yodeller named after him).
None about Erzherzog Franz Ferdinand on youtube that I could find on the qucik though.

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Reading a bit, it's curious how a disgusting monster like the Archduke could have so many interesting ideas on the political realm.

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