Toadfish Monastery

Tuberculosis (I think this what you mean with TB) is ready for the great comeback.

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Yes I did.

Numbers are increasing in London. Outlook poor. But then we are going to implode anyway. I should never have let my children have children.

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Maybe not all. It's difficult to get rid of everyone.

Wipeouts are boring, leave room for some extensive suffering.

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Should I order a crossbow and extra bolts?

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I'd prefer a good mace.
There are some nice crossbows but those that are both effective and handy are difficult to get and rather costly.
And have a double shot one for emergencies.

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Everyone should learn to weave and spin rope.

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For weaving spinning threads should be given preference above ropes.

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Who will be manning the gallows then?

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They'll all be dead already.

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Hanging is ideal for DIY.
Try to behead yourself properly with an axe or even a guillotine.

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1. Climb up the hill.
2. Attach yourself to the wheel.
3. Throw yourself down the hill.

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sorry about the advert, it is worth getting past it...... this is typical British humour from my childhood

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I wonder where that story originated. I read it first in German when I was a kid and it was even then very old.

Here is a sung variant of the English version
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38v0Kj86MhA

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Really good version. Even though I know exactly what is coming I can't stop laughing.

I've experienced a real life version of this. We had to get a piano out of an upstairs room and decided to do it via the window with a rope. Well, you can guess the rest.......... surpriise surpise my ex rose in the air...........

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But, but a piano is the only known object in the universe to violate the anvil rule 

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