Toadfish Monastery

Insurance companies are notorious for not paying squat.

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You pay and they en/insure you that you will never see the money again

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Money makes the vorld go around.

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So wiill the cabaret.

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Never confuse cabaret and Kabarett

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I imagine Kabarett performers were shortlived once the Weimar Republik was over.

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You can lead poisoning to water but you can't make it drinkable.

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The nazis tried their own version.

[youtube=425,350]N1cSHyk1yb8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1cSHyk1yb8

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And now for something completely different: Sarah Palin on a coin
http://wonkette.com/536444/help-us-feel-all-grifty-this-christmas-with-this-gorgeous-sarah-palin-gold-coin

Do we want to know what he is saying?

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I guess not. Possibly we don't want to know whatever anyone is saying.

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Let's put it this way, he starts with using musical puns relating to German idioms for dissent, then says those who do will be put into a 'concert camp' and then adds mor musical puns relating to German idioms for mistreatment (like 'teaching someone to play the flute' which means to abuse someone until he changes his behaviour).

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slime is a humor too

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