Toadfish Monastery

What about Zombie Ninja Gangbangers

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146369/combined

I don't care about B movies.

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B? rather X to Z

And why should zombies not do what their upperclass cousins of the elongated canines* practice all the time?

Arise, ye lowlife undead masses
That always They will starve of brains
Go smash the tombs of upper classes
That keep short your lawful gains
Wipe the floor now with the sparkling wussies
Take their virgins for your own
Why should they corner all the <censored>
Let's mix the moaning with the groan

|: Hear ye zombies the trumpet
From the graveyard arise
Take from longteeth now the strumpet
She is your rightful prize :|

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*not dachshunds

Sex in vampires is portrayed as optional or means to an end.

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Is that different in humans?

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Erm, yes?

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I don't see the difference unless we have very different views of what optional or means-to-an-end mean 

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OK, the point here is that in 98%* of males sex = pleasure, hence the equivalence, therefore having sex for sex sake is a perfectly valid assumption.

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*I'm being generous there, I can't find statistics for male anhedonia but I suspect the incidence is rarely higher than 1 in 10000.

Still optional and with many alternatives not involving another person

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2T3YkiazkM

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Ever heard of duct tape?

Btw, I do recommend that movie, it's not smutty.

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Not yet available in netflix.

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There is, and to the advantage of those knowing Spanish.
I find it now quite often that full movies/series get uploaded with Spanish subtitles but not with English ones.

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I prefer to stay home and hope for snow.

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