Toadfish Monastery

I've got nothing to say.

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If that would stop people talking, this would be a silent world indeed.

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Well, this is the 1337 page and I think it merits a celebration!

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So, this is a celebrity page? Why are there no nudie pictures of it?

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It needs a haircut?

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Or a shave (independent of chromosome set)

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And grammar are shaving you bit there a

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If Yoda new taser type is that case might be.

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See what placing a word in the wrong place can do?

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Or, as Abrahm a Sancta Clara noted, a comma.

Angel in the empty tomb of Christ:
Resurrexit, non est hic. vs. Resurrexit non, est hic. (he has risen, he's not here vs. He has not risen, he's here)

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Heretic Punctuation: stops along the way of the path taken by non-believers approaching the bonfires.

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How long does it take to dry a witch after the water ordeal before she can get burned?

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I thought they drowned. Did they burn drowned witches? Or is it you are not a witch if you drown. Such a complex system.

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