Toadfish Monastery

Last _{he was agnostic on creation or theft} Post

Last _{still he respired and perspired a lot} Post

Thieves perspire a lot.

Last _{while running} Post

running profits in that case

Last _{and electrocuting elephants} Post

Never seen an elephant electrify anything, except maybe people at the circus.

Last _{dangerous entertainment} Post

Last _{who left the elephants out?} Post

Given the current GOP antics, I begin to feal certain sympahties for the idea of pachydermal electrocution.

Last _{although I'd rather have the metaphorical elephants trampled by rogue real ones} Post

Help, there's an elephant in the room.

Last Post

It's just an exaggerated gnat

Last _{a very common transformation} Post

Elephants are smart, social, matriarcal and have good memory not much in common with your average GOPher.

Last _{unless you count testosterone filled adult males} Post

Teenage males leave the maternal herd and live in boy groups running wild until they turn into the hormone-crazy monsters out for a good rape.

Last _{many GOPsters grew up as mollycoddles before they became sociopaths-in-training in college by joining the College Republicans} Post

So they chose the powerful and destructive males as a symbol?

Last _{white elephants} Post

Of course white! How could you have thought otherwise?

Last _{some people turn gnats into elephants* but GOPsters tend start as WASPs} Post

*the German equivalent to the proverbial making mountains out of molehills

The Catholic League of the FSA* wants a word with you.

Last _{who elected that communist as Pope?} Post

*Fascist States of America

Ye can't be a true fascist and a true Roman Catholic at the same time. You have to at least choose a different name for this set of beliefs before the church can officially accept you (and the duce has to be under the pope, not equal or above).

And for a true WASP, no papist can ever be a true American. They can be temporarily tolerated as long as they serve as useful idiots in the fight against the non-whites, the non-Anglo-saxons and the females.

Last _{first the ragheads, then the god-murderers . When the papsts fiinally fight the godless, the survivors can be dealt with. For the L#rd and Gilead} Post