Toadfish Monastery

I wish. Last post from Pappasito's at Hobby.  Better than  Taco Hell.  There's a woman here with three platinum blond haired kids that must be from the village of the damned. One of them is trying to wish me into the cornfield.     

No.  They are wishing you to give me the...

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And see, you have.

If I was not in the cornfield I would take the last post.

I am not in a cornfield.  Therefore, I shall take the last post.

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My hobby is the

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Must be cause if you were good at it you would have the last post.

I'll just keep practicing^* then.

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^*Quote from the wonderful Quentin Crisp: When, in preparation for his move to America, he was asked at the US Embassy if he were a practicing homosexual, he replied, "I didn't practice. I was already perfect". Crisperanto

Okay.   Last post from First Class.  Well as first class as it gets on   SouthWest. 

Nice.

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Just wondering: what do the stars under our name signify?  I assume the colour depends on mod/admin/great unwashed status, but what about number?

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MB is accosted by two very lagre men in pin-striped suits.  They "explain" to him that the...

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does not realy belong to him, and take possession of it.  They then bring it to me, where I pay them the other half of their fee.

They returned it to me as I paid them to. Last post.

Up later, so I get the Last Post