Toadfish Monastery

I thought those were  by custom far more cruel

Here's a roller that runs on steam
On all the roads it rules supreme
It'll get you and flat you and have you scream
The eyes of the driver you will see gleam

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He'll be fine 'til his nose is pecked off.

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Leave the crows out of it.

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[youtube=425,350]IzlA5A9hvRI[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzlA5A9hvRI

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I can't listen to that now.

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It's German anyway.

Let's say it is a request for a sky burial with ravens as the beneficiaries

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Why do ravens and crows always get the bad rap?

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Because they do their job in public

The Russians love the topic too. Here some versions of the popular song of the Black Raven

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[youtube=425,350]c64Ggquo_5c[/youtube][youtube=425,350]4-WlGofQkfA[/youtube][youtube=425,350]XWm4AzVE0Rw[/youtube][youtube=425,350]8mr19ACNGjg[/youtube]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64Ggquo_5c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-WlGofQkfA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWm4AzVE0Rw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mr19ACNGjg

So you blame them because they don't let all that protein go to waste?

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I don't. I even wrote a sonnet about them once

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Corbies and Lordies

Above the field of battle crows do fly
The ravens gather for a festive meal
They will not wait for shed blood to congeal
To make a living where the humans die

No need for them to shout the battle cry
No need for them to wield the cruel steel
To them the warlords' slogans lack appeal
For glory or God's blessing they don't vie

The lords who cause this don't for peasants care
If some remain in uniforms to dress
To die for them. Who says that life is fair?

Don't blame the birds, they clean up our mess
Just grant them the odd eyeball here and there
They take the pawns that fall in 'Great Men's' chess

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If people is stupid enough to kill each other it's not the crows fault.

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Not over my dead body.

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I think the canonical form is 'over YOUR dead body'

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That's why sky burials + crows = no zombies!

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But living skeletons are still an option

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