Toadfish Monastery

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat