Toadfish Monastery

I've got one hand in my pocket...

(and it's been years since I've heard this song. I think I'll have to find it again, I think I have it lying somewhere around here...)

Nails on a chalkboard*




*can you tell I'm not a fan of Alanis Morrisette?   

"Sit down and pay a-ttention!

"I'm so broke I can't pay attention"

I Need Money



(note the teeth!)

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MONEY

Power = Work/Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Works/Knowledge

Note that as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.

(I)Women = time * money
(II)time = money
=> (III)women = money²
(IV)money = root of all evil
=> (V)money² = evil
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=>(from (III)) women = evil

witch

Lancre

Ogg

Fertility

Rabbit

Alice

Who the f... is Alice?