Toadfish Monastery

Last _{fish? for some reason I thought you were talking about Aspergillus all this time...}  Post

Last _{there was something fishy about how Aspergillus got in my toenails} Post

Some fungi can get pretty big

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And are those mushrooms edible?

Last _{foot fetish} Post

Aren't mushrooms by definition edible fungi?

Last _{also most things are edibe but some only once} Post

How do you eat fire?

Last _{I've heard of fire eaters, though} Post

By gulping the fire emitting substances, I presume.
But I have yet to see somebody maintaining the fire inside the stomach

Last _{while others have mastered the technique to swallow life fishes and to regurgitate them after half an hour without any of the fishes coming to harm} Post

I would say immediate harm.

Last _{has someone checked the long term survivability of that exercise?} Post

Last _{I ate some dead fish tonight} Post

The guy practicing said art was proud that no animal ever died during the procedure, although his career was long and distinguished.
No idea what the normal lifespan of goldfishes is.

The sword-swallower has stomach trouble and goes to the doctor.
'You have to diet.', said the doc, 'only fruit knives in the next 4 weeks'.

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Last _{and the fruit?} Post

Last _{I'd like to see him swallow a durian} Post



Fruit of the year?

Where are our new animals of the year?

Forgot them. And last time there were complaints about my choices.

What about the musk deer for the land, the requiem shark for the sea and the hoopoe fo the air?

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