Toadfish Monastery

Is that the same as the bus timetable? Having it is meaningless unbless one also knows in what way real life deviates from it (reproducibly).

The sibling below me thinks that public transport follows the Heisenberg uncertainty principle

There is certainty to the principle specially around here.

TSBM would bike to work rain or snow.

Too far (120 km in each direction) and no suitable bike.

The sibling below me would acquire a rocket bike for that purpose.

Well, seeing as I mostly work from home, I would save the rocket-bike money and spend it on ginger preserves. Lots of them. And fresh bread. And chai.

The Sibling Below Me thinks I may be channeling Pooh Bear.

As opposed to the Big Poobah

The sibling below me thinks that poo bears no mentioning

Surrounded by baby grandchildren, there is no escape.

TsBM has cut off their nose to spite their reproductive abilities.

That reminds me of a Futurama episode ("Psst! Do you have human horn?")

The sibling below me would love to date Leela

Leela is a bit twitchy for my taste.

TSBM prefers Leeloo

Ya gotta love Leeloo.

The Sibling Below Me is infatuated with Ruby Rhod!

More into saphires and emeralds

The sibling below me would vote for Krystal Ball

Actually, I probably would, since she supports saving the Chesapeake Bay, which is home to the opsanus tau variety of toadfish. What she does with her husband's strap-on nose at a party is of no concern to me.

The Sibling Below Me supports strap-on noses.

It reduces the danger of putting your nose into things not of one's concern for the cut-off will hit the extension first.

The sibling below me would not want Michael Jackson's nose even as a gift.

I didn't know he still had any nose.

The Sibling Below Me would also reject many other parts of Michael Jackson.

No need for the l and the J.

The sibling below me has no part in this game of words and will leave without a parting shot.

I'll shoot first and ask questions later.

TSBM questions the benefit of that policy.