Toadfish Monastery

Never seen Sound of Music (we will see it twice an hour in Monty Python heaven, don't forget that and the alternative is only Jaws 1+2+3).

The sibling below me would consider the latter, if it where only Jaws (1).

Well, at least "Jaws 1" has Richard Dreyfuss, who is cute, whereas "The Sound of Music" has no male eye candy whatsoever. Oh, don't tell me that whatsisface is eye-candy. He is about as much eye candy as Mount Rushmore! 

The sibling below me has a "thing" for Mount Rushmore.

Since Sam&Max did their bungee-jumping from their favorite president's nostril.

The sibling below me will hit the road

I shall be hitting the road around 2:15 pm. on my way to New Year. I haven't got a plan yet as I am still packing, but it's odds on favourite to be the free and therefore presumably disgusting bottle of wine I've acquired that I shall use to signal we need lift off by crashing it to the ground at the appropriate moment.

The sibling below me can make roads do anything they commandd them to do.

Yes, I have a hand with amphibs since I followed that yellow sick toad.

The sibling below me is going to be frogmarched out of the house for breaking vessels containing alcoholic liquids on public land.

Yes, the veins and arteries tend to get brittle after a few rums.

The Sibling below me realises the star potential of being a firecracker on New Years.

Burning crack? Is that the newest fashion on the drug market?

The sibling below me thinks a volley of Katjushas to be a traditional Russian sylvester entertainment (now popular all over the world).

Actually, I thought that they were galoshes worn by cats.

The sibling below me has invested beaucoup bucks on rainwear for felines.

I prefer direct teflon coating. Also keeps the static electricity down.

The sibling below me has his/her sled pulled by two scores of cats.

Yes, it is a very appropriate sled for me, as it seems to go in every direction at once.

The sibling below me has a pair of octopodes to pull him/her on waterskis.

No, it is actually a decapode (calmar) and I use the elongated tentacles 9,10 as skis

The sibling below me prefers the bagpipe playing sqids

They're quite cute in their kilts, after all.

The sibling below me plans to start an octopode band.

That's right, and they're all gonna play "I'm an Okie From Muskokee" on their oaken ocarinas.

(Kanaloa, that avatar cracks me up!)

The sibling below me has a kilt made out of octapodes.

There is a huge market in living skirts right now.

The sibling below me teaches karate to calmars (those tentacles 9+10 have quite a reach)

(Thanks. I found when his trial was just starting.)

Those calmars are scary-good, too.

The sibling below me wants to make a movie based on me teaching them karate, and plans to call it "The Karate Calmars."