Toadfish Monastery

No I haven't; the rats ate them all.

The Sibling Below Me has trained their rats to dance a jig and sing "Land Of Hope And Glory".

No, actually I dressed them in brown and let them march in places where neonazis plan events.
A hundred rats marching in lockstep piping the Hoarse Wassail song usually is enough to make people think.

The sibling below me think that this is rodent abuse.

Naw, I know rats and they just love this sort of thing.

The Sibling Below Me would like to see pigs dancing a ballet called "Swine Lake".

If elephants and crocodiles can dance Ponchielli, pigs should have no problem. And don't forget Miss Piggy's earliest appearences.

The sibling below me will noe describe the look of the offspring a male frog and a female hog would have in the Muppetverse.

It would have no fur and four limbs, everything else is anybody's guess.

TSBM thinks it would look more like an Alien.

As long as it isn't French.

TsBM thinks all celebrities should have micro pigs

As long as there are tiny eggs to go with them.

TSBM is a wizard at baking tiny biscuits...

Actually true; they're my grandma's recipe for (slavic spelling unknown) budiyoshkies.


TSBM wishes s/he had a platter of budiyoshkies right now.

Sounds to much like mad Russian Ninjas to me.

The sibling below me would like to meet the Zombie Ninja Gangbangers.

This town aint big enough for me and Kitten Natividad.

The Sibling Below Me thinks Kitten Natividad would make an excellent awning.

The name reminds me more of this

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-46848547753958_2117_18552018

The sibling will soon exhibit his/her monumental painting Moses on the Moose.

Yes, you see- it's quite unique, as Moses has never before been portrayed as a Canadian.

The Sibling Below Me thinks that a Canadian Jesus would have changed the water into beer, eh?

Depends if he hopped or not.

TsBM mistook a stick-on bear for a piece of jigsaw.

Where are the other 1999 parts?

The sibling below me plays 4-dimensional chess to relax.

And when I get too relaxed, I just climb into a wormhole and take a nap.

The Sibling Below Me is now unsure of where I am- in an apple, or in space.