Toadfish Monastery

Remarkably few lay eggs on the wing.

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        _splat

Could work with flying reptiles. Their eggs are leathery and would possibly bounce.

The sibling below me now thinks of flying crocodiles

No, more along the lines of Quetzalcoatlus

TSBM will now look Quetzalcoatlus up...

Not necessary but my first encounter was with dimorphodons

The sibling below me does not understand who designed this animal's dentures.

Someone with too much time (and to many teethmarks) on their hands.

The Sibling Below Me enjoys having two rows of teeth in each jaw.

No, not really, dental bills are a killer.

TSBM has free dental at home.

Sadly, I don't.  Even in the UK commy welfare state, dentistry is quite expensive even if you can find a National Health Service dentist.  A lot of people can't; they pay very expensive private rates.

The Sibling Below Me agrees that socialism has been a big fail.

Just a temporary setback. After the next fascist interlude it will make a glorious comeback (The saints* will be shaven this time)

The sibling below me considers a RW engineered end of the world to be far more likely.


*Marx and Engels of course

Engineered is a very big word. Caused by omission and destruction of habitat is a more likely event.

TSBM would love to see rightwingers living in their right wing paradise provided (s)he wouldn't have to live there.

Provided everyone has to undergo a sex change beforehand

The sibling below me now imagines a male Ann Coulter and a female Glenn Beck.

Furthermore, I imagine they'd find each other as repellent as everyone else does.


TSBM hopes to one day be publicly excoriated as a "pinhead" by Bill O'Reilly.

Although egghead would be more appropriate.

The sibling below me would rather turn him into a pin cushion.

...but not until I finish my VooDoo seminar.

The Sibling Below Me really knows how to whirl the deadly VooDoo rattle.

Witch Doctor are you studying under? 

The Sibling below me is stalking the sibling above me.

Not stalking so much as following in a non-menacing manner.


TSBM has come to a fork in the road.