Toadfish Monastery

That would be a burqini and they already exist.

The sibling below me prefers the bathing outfits ca. AD1900

No chance.

The Sibling Below Me likes 'em with nothing on at all.


_{I have actually been in a swimming pool with a lady in full Moslem dress including burqa, and it's weird.}

Depends on the person in question.

The sibling below me thinks that burquinis are like swimming with lead weights tied on

I dunno, the pictures of burquinis look scandalous enough (you can see their full faces!!!).

TSBM uses a veil in the beach and nothing else.

The Sibling Below Me has never heard this old joke:

Two elderly gentlemen are standing nude on the river bank at a bathing spot, when a boatload of ladies comes into view.  Both men grab their towels: one puts it round his waist but the other chap drapes it over his head.  When asked why, he says, 'well I don't know about you, but in the circles I move in, a gentleman is recognised by his face.'

Not this specific one but several variations, one just yesterday.

The sibling below me beliefs in the coevolution of jokes

True! Just yesterday I heard two variations on this one:

A redhead walks into a doctor's office. "Where does it hurt?" asked the doctor. "Everywhere I touch," she says. To demonstrate, she pokes her arm. "Ouch!" she says. She then pokes her face. "Ouch!" she says. She pokes her leg. "Ouch!" again. The doctor then says: "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "No, not really," she giggles, "I'm a blonde." "Just as I thought," says the doctor, "You've got a broken finger."

The Sibling Below Me is offended by dumb blonde jokes.

Could you specify whether it is only the blonde that is dumb or the joke too?

The sibling below me rests his or her case

I rest it on a specially-designed case cradling device with electronic lid-flippers and auto eject blasters.

The Sibling Below Me doesn't have a case.

Not for my guitar, although I have a case for my French horn and my son has a nice one for his violin.

TSBM is thinking on the case of an emergency.

Hide in case during emergencies. Or was it caves?

The sibling below me thinks that cavemen would not appreciate the profession of lawyers

They might appreciate them as a barbecue meal.  Plenty of fat there.

The Sibling Below Me rarely indulges in cannibalism.

At least not in the dieatry sense. More often it is the turn three defective items in to one working type.

The sibling below me will philosophize on the problems of autocannibalism (as in "the worm ouroboros", not cursed cars)

The Sibling Below Me agrees that Swato really put his foot in it there.

Well, strictly spoken it is the reverse way. my foor got stuck during ass-kickung myself.

The sibling below me would never kick donkeys (btw, isn't a donkey a door opener used by Spanish noblemen?)