Toadfish Monastery

And if that does not work I can use the laser bank to threaten a money bank for more resources.

Btw, Darth Vader tried to rob a bank in Long Island using a pistol (his light sabre was out of batteries I presume).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCbjdrRZzw0

The sibling below me thinks that 'light sabre' is rather amiguous

Compared to a broad sword?

TSBM prefers and Épée

I am more of an axe person (but will also take a naginata...and don't call me girly!)

The sibling below me has both a pole- and an equatorial arm

Also a longitudinal and latitudinal leg, plus antipodeal ears.

The Sibling Below Me earns a good second income from body-snatching.

Well, antibodies from genetic labs. Their rivals pay well.

The sibling below me will go viral soon

Gosh, I hope not. I have vacation time coming up.

Everything's coming up roses for the Sibling Below Me.

Well, there's something coming up from the well-rotted dung - but it doesn't smell like roses.

The Sibling Below Me is also frequently in the brown-and-steamy.

Ah, yes, but I'm an ecologist, so it's by choice. It's all about the brown and steamy, that way I can tell what beasties are around.


TSBM is now revolted....

Do you think I'd do a volte voluntarily?

Thes sibling below me would, if threatened with many volts

Probably, if well earthed.

The Sibling Below Me once connected 40 monks in series to a Leyden Jar.

Ja, Mönche haben zu leiden, serienmäßig

The sibling below me will tell us something about the spiritual life of monk seals

Well, for one thing, I don't believe they make a vow of celibacy.

The Sibling Below Me wants to join a monk seal monastery.

What exactly are those monks sealing?

TSBM likes things in the open.

Well, some chicks dress in a way that they would be less alluring and tempting fully naked.

The sibling below me is for Nudist Friday replacing just casual.

It could get scary and I'm just talking about myself...

TSBM prefers burqas on the beach.