Toadfish Monastery

And then people get quite snotty about mulligatawney soup!

The sibling below me loves mulligatawney soup.

Yes I do!  The Navy used to make a very good mulligatawny.  At sea, the day after we had roast lamb on the menu we would get lamb curry and the day after that, Mulligatawny.  Funny that.

The sibling below me prefers chinese chicken and sweet corn soup to mulligatawny

Yes indeedy. I've only ever heard of Mulligatawny soup after watching Seinfeld's 'The Soup Nazi'. Chicken and corn soup is much more my thing.

The Sibling below me would like to introduce 'Soup Nazi' style service into 5 Star restaurants.

Only if the offending customers had perpetrated children on a 5 star restaurant...

The sibling below me sees no problems serving children in a 5 star restaurant, but wonders what cooking method and what sauce to use...

Given the size (or lack of it) of portions in upper-crust restaurants the children will at least finish their meal without coercion even if they have nibbled sweeties before.

The sibling below me will go right from the 5 star to the next fast food to spend his remaining change on something to fill his stomach.

No she won't. She'll go badger her mother into cooking.
Sorry, I have opinions about fast food.


The sibling below me has opinions, too.

No dissent about fast food.
Just that after a 5 star restaurant you'll need something to eat very fast .

The sibling below me knows that the British have taken the "fast" out of their fast food without changing much else

I didn't think that fasting had anything to do with food, but what do I know?

The sibling below me thinks that eating at the bottom of the food chain has something to do with being a bottom-feeder.

I always thought that was just a disgusting habit

the sibling below me thinks a disgusting habit is something worn by a revolting nun

Yes, and revolving nuns wear a gusting habit accordingly.

The sibling below me has like me no idea what "gusting" means.

Does it have anything to do with nuns blowing wind? Would this cause them to revolve?

The sibling below me believes that the Flying Nun used natural nun rocket power to lift off.

Nah, it was the freaky headgear. Nuns are just people that dress funny. (Especially the ones that don't wear habits.)

The sibling below me wanted to be a nun, but just couldn't get into the habit.

And the Roman Catholic church (I do not belong to) has a prejudice against transsexuals.

A cruel and quite old joke:
What is flying black-white-red? (an allusion to the old German flag?)
A nun stepping on a landmine

The sibling below me would prefer heavy artillery for that purpose, if (s)he had any anti-nun prejudices.

...all together now:

"How do you solve a problem like Maria...?"



The sibling below me would pay to have all the lyrics from "The Sound of Music" erased from his/her memory.

There's only so many times one can hear that musical and not want to die.


The sibling below me would assist Julia What'sHerFace is kicking the bucket.