Toadfish Monastery

In this economy? Puh-leaze!

TSBM would take the options and run with them.

They will become retro very soon and yield high prices from conaisseurs.

The sibling below me bets on hyperinflation

No, it makes me dizzy and my face goes all red.

The sibling below me hasn't checked their tyre pressures for far too long.

No bike, no car, no tyring pressure

The sibling does not think that the latter follows from the former

Some times the latter walks in front

TSBM walks besides

Yes, I walk besides driving.  But usually only as far as the car.

The sibling below me does some exercise.

If you mean "in futility", then yes, I exercise at least once a day.

The Sibling Below Me has a home altar to a futility goddess.

A metaphorical one, always at my back, built with my eyes closed.

TSBM already opened his/her eyes.

I know, I know, I should have waited for my birthday or Christmas, but the suspense was killing me.


TSBM is on tenterhooks.

Don't know what that is but it sounds like octopus prostitutes

The sibling below me will tell us what the metaphor 'amoeba porn' stands for

Not with ladies present.

The sibling below me dances barefoot on tenterhooks as part of a mystic ritual.

Punishment?

TSBM prefers hot coal instead.

Yes, it doesn't taste so nice cold.

The sibling below me is still wondering about those tenterhooks.

No I'm not. I know they are just hesitant marquee fixings.

TsBM sleeps in a paper bag.

No. No. that's on a paper bag. Don't ask!

The little amoeba shuns coition,
And propagates its kind by fission,
A process it finds most effectual,
The dirty little homosexual...

The Sibling Below Me now understands Amoeba Porn.