Toadfish Monastery

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer,insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand,insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute,  toilet paper, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, insert next item here

You removed the toilet paper! >:(

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, insert next item here

forgetting to take the toilet paper could have been disastrous

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce, nsert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin'  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, insert next item here


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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, insert next item here

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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, insert next item here



I think I started this countdown too soon; it is proving very popular and we are over a month off the start of the Olympics.................do we need a rule that each TF can only add 1 item per day?

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE) insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked moelrat, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE), a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, insert next item here

we have two lots of extra large condoms!

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  insert next item here

Quotewe have two lots of extra large condoms!

No, we don't!  The first one was an extra large packet of condoms and mine was a boast.  ;D

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, insert next item here

Quote from: Sibling DavidH on June 18, 2012, 03:45:13 PM

Quotewe have two lots of extra large condoms!

No, we don't!  The first one was an extra large packet of condoms and mine was a boast.  ;D

:o

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabre, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Expresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, insert next item here


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... let's see... does that make at least 3 mention of condom or other birth control?

:ROFL:

... and what does that say about us, as a group, that we feel it so important?  Or is it that these things are simply foremost on our minds?   ::)

Clearly it is important for the Olympics. Indeed, there has been some talk about what goes on in Olympic villages in the media here. :o

And there at least six forms of weapons or ammunition in there as well as numerous food items. Feed, fight or fornicate would appear to be our leitmotif...

There is even forethought about the case that all those condoms fail (the forceps).

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, insert next item here

Lol. Three mentions of contraceptives I see there. Feed, fight, or fornicate, indeed. ;D

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC* insert next item here



* just the words.  The poster is optional equipment.

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, insert next item here
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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally  insert next item here

You dropped no less than 5 items, Bob

Bob's corrected:

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, insert next item here

Quote from: Swatopluk on June 23, 2012, 09:54:42 PM
You dropped no less than 5 items, Bob

Not my fault the website won't update for many minutes at a time, now is it?

::)

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us, and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us, and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us, and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, insert next item here

David, you keep missing the last line off

Quote from: Sibling DavidH on June 26, 2012, 04:51:56 PM
...  an entry ticket for the Olympics, ....

Ooooh... good catch!  Kinda important, that one is...

:D

At last, something that will be needed !! :D

though the umbella may well be too

Well, if the Olympics are as boring as they've been in the past (in my opinion), then we also will have need of the booze.

Just like US Baseball?  Olympics are much better if the audience is a little sloshed.

:D

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac or all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, insert next item here

Should not the last one be this instead?     ;D  ::)

Quote from: Swatopluk on June 28, 2012, 10:41:52 PM
On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, :brainbleech:, insert next item here

I thought about that but decided that it would be better to stay verbal.

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock) insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, insert next item here


come on.....why would a bear trap be needed in London?

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, insert next item here


come on.....why would a bear trap be needed in London? - Quite useful in a bear market, don't you think?

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, insert next item here


come on.....why would a bear trap be needed in London? - Quite useful in a bear market, don't you think? but what if there's a bull market?

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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, insert next item here


come on.....why would a bear trap be needed in London? - Quite useful in a bear market, don't you think? but what if there's a bull market? Bulls can be dealt with in many ways (that do not work on bears), like roping

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, insert next item here

can't get anywhere in London without one.......... how could we have almost forgotten to bring one?

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, insert next item here



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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten brafing bags, an IV drip, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, an IV drip (we already had that), toothpaste, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits* (the real thing, never instant) insert next item here



* I had some for lunch.... delicious.

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, insert next item here

we've got another 3 and a half weeks of this, and that's assuming we pitch up on the first day........

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of jellybabies, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of jellybabies, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, candelabra insert next item here


( we likes our light sabres, do we not?  to saber is to know, says I   :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: )

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, candelabra, a Panama hat,  insert next item here


( we likes our light sabres, do we not?  to saber is to know, says I   :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: )
No, it was deliberately a light sabre not a lightsabre. Heavy sabres can be so unwieldy.
But we already have candelabra.

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, [/i]insert next item here[/i]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, insert next item here


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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, smelling salts, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, smelling salts, rubber soles, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear* insert next item here



* not the obnoxious one from the movie Ted

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber*, a butterfly net, insert next item here

*even more condoms, eh? :mrgreen:

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber*, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber*, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, a blond wig,   insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, insert next item here


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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, insert next item here

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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack* insert next item here



* unavailable in "chemistry" sets of today, where safety has overruled actual learning.

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski insert next item here


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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box. insert next item here

fOn my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost* insert next item here



* aka Diablo II

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a barometer, insert next item here


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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a barometer, a magnifying glass, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, insert next item here

I'm becoming less convinced that all these items would be required by Olympian visitors..............

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant insert next item here






* the one that most people get lost with-- you know-- that inspired the old saying, "he who has a Tates, is lost"

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle (to melt the tar) insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle,  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, insert next item here


was the firt kettle too small?
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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle,  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary* insert next item here


Too small?  Yes-- the original kettle is for tea, silly.  Never mix tea and tar-- it ruins the flavor of the tar erm tea. :D

_{* or in other words-- a blank fax.}

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, insert next item here



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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition insert next item here, a grapnel,

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos) insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, insert next item here


only a week to go..... actualllyless 5days.... not much time to ensure we have absolutely everything we will need.....

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat (we already have a rubber dinghi), a pair of oars, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat (we already have a rubber dinghi), a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, insert next item here

only 4 days left to make sure we have everything we need...........

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish, a fake Windows 95 CD,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course  insert next item here

* fixed the 2nd nail polish-- it's now a different shade

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK,  insert next item here

somehow the search function did not work so I id not find the old nail polish

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984 insert next item here



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somehow the search function did not work so I id not find the old nail polish

it's all good-- you never canna have 'nuff nail polish, I says...  so useful for so many things, such as securing loose screws.  Just don't get any on your nails-- too hard to get off...

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, insert next item here

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On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry) insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar,  insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, insert next item here

aren't we there yet?

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm) insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), [...], black and white gloves, insert next item here


You jumped over no less than 3 items: herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd,

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, insert next item here

Quote from: Swatopluk on July 29, 2012, 10:58:50 PM
You jumped over no less than 3 items: herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd,

So fix it already -- I don't have mod privileges.  I canna help it if your website refuses to update to my 'puter...

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, insert next item here


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I leave that to the next in line. No need to change it in-post

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  insert next item here


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I fixed it on my previous post.

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, lots of bags, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, lots of bags, a monkey wrench, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, lots of bags, a monkey wrench, aardvark feed, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, lots of bags, a monkey wrench, aardvark feed, a powdered periwig, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, lots of bags, a monkey wrench, aardvark feed, a powdered periwig, orthotic inserts, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, lots of bags, a monkey wrench, aardvark feed, a powdered periwig, orthotic inserts, a runcible spoon, insert next item here

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shashka), a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, a pint of blood for dipping the quill in, parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a signet to put the seal on the sealing wax to seal the parchement to write on with the quill dipped in blood, a red ribbon to tie up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood, insert next item here,a golden pendant to attach to the red ribbon tying up the sealed parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax, one (1) sheep--unsheared, two (2) goats with beard, a cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a stamp to put on the cardboard tube into which to insert the rolled up parchement written on with the quill dipped in blood and sealed with a signet on wax to protect it from the crowds knocking it about, a set of Russian dolls, the newest Prussian polls, food handouts for any refugees met along the way, one zeppelin not made of lead, cow guts, an inflatable boat repair kit, a pair of oars, a 50 foot hemp rope, a bonsai tree, herbicide, a tupperware salad tosser, hook, line & sinker, one (1) male beta fish in a small crystal goblet full of water, a bag of green tea leaves, a shower proof cloak, a tear-off calendar, a cocktail stick, a pogo stick, a pink carnation and a rolled up newspaper for identification purposes, medical files, nail files, nail polish*, a fake Windows 95 CD, a Chinese to English dictionary-- made in China of course, Mao's little red book - made in NK, several copies of Pravda, circa 1984, some fake Prada stuff, a Blue Guide to London, Wensleydale cheese, a Pakamac (http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=1089), a vintage PacMan game, a lotus blossom, starwberry jam, a 1984 Lotus Esprit -- red of course, tetraethyl lead, a miniature lead soldier dressed as Napolean, ethylene glycol, a Fisherman's Friend (http://www.fishermansfriend.com/?countrycode=uk), a handheld harpoon, some stomach and intestine tea-bags, a sword cane, a sharpening stone, whetting oil, an egg timer, 2 dozen swan eggs, a dozen quail eggs (in case you're just not that hungry),some ersatz caviar, a stopwatch, a gag, parcel tape, herbal disinfectant, a table tennis net, a halberd, a box of custom-printed funerary fans (http://www.abetteridea.com/promotional_hand_fans.htm), black and white gloves, a bronze medal for women''s 400m freestyle swimming, a digital film camera, a non-dgital film camera as backup, a polaroid camera for instant gratification,  a miniature totem pole, a heffalump trap, lots of bags, a monkey wrench, aardvark feed, a powdered periwig, orthotic inserts, a runcible spoon, a lead crucible, insert next item here