The Sibling Below Me...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

We seem to have a brain dead one right now, so I suspect not.

The sibling below me can articulate those reasons better then I can.

[Swatopluk]

Oh no, that would spoil the fun.
Ok, at least one as a teaser

a) looks too much like Ben Kingsley

The sibling below me would prefer Paris Hilton to Jenna Bush for US president (talking about the slightly lesser evil )

[Aggie]

Yes, for my hatred of Paris Hilton is already far too deep.  Adding a US presidency to her 'accomplishments' would probably end v. v. badly (for the both of us).


The person below me has a speculative order placed for the video game "Celebrity Hunter", just in case it is ever made.

[The Meromorph]

I'm hoping one can choose which celebrities to hunt.


The sibling below me has their underwear in a wad.

[Opsa]

You got that right. Fortunately for me, it fits my misshapen arse like a glove!

The sibling below me has the heebie-jeebies.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

but I be fixing that roite now wid dis here big piece o' rope frum Jawmayka.

The sibling below me is drooling.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yes, well, I am eating chocolate.


The sibling below me watches "The Office" far too much, and knows what (s)he would do if a bat ever got in their office.

[Swatopluk]

I don't own a TV set but the bat thing is not completely impossible. Spandau Citadel is half an hour walking from here and they have a colony of bats.

The sibling below me will tell us how far the next medieval fortress is from his/her place of living.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

There's a house on the way to my Mom's place that has parapets; does that count?

Oh no, that would spoil the fun.
Ok, at least one as a teaser

a) looks too much like Ben Kingsley

The sibling below me remembers that Ben Kingsley played the POTUS in the movie Dave.

[Swatopluk]

Vice President to be precise.

Okay, reason b) not enough hair (=>would lose the TV debates)

The sibling below me is the Akond of Swat.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Must have been in another life.


The sibling below me despairs at Cheney's understanding of the US government.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I despair, all right, but mostly at the evil guys finding creative ways to get away with things.

The sibling below me doesn't like capital punishment but is considering it for special cases.

[Aggie]

Yes - see here:
http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?topic=642.0

The sibling below me prefers tempeh to natto.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

....over an extra hole in the head.

The sibling below me is a closet claustrophobic.

[Swatopluk]

No, actually a public agoraphobic.

The sibling below me is an angoraphiliac.