The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

Given the scarcity of Gladiators still in flying condition they will likely be rare in movies and often replaced/substituted by other types (or today CGI). In British films (unless made specifically for the US market) probably more or less authentic. Let's not talk about American ones.

The sibling considers this answer shamefully evasive and deliberately misundertsanding the question.

Yet oddly not unexpected.

The Sibling Below Me sometimes doesn't not speak in double negatives.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I won't stop not thinking on it.

TSBM will go beyond triple negatives.

[pieces o nine]

No!

No!

A thousand times no!




TSBM doth protest too much.

[Swatopluk]

The alternative would be a massacre that would not significantly improve my resume.

The sibling below me has to fight the urge to strangle somebody on a regular base.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

These past few days, the guy who signs my checks...

TSBM feels discovered on his 'postal' preparations.

[Swatopluk]

The "Going Postal" DVD just arrived in the mail (the Pratchett, not the Uwe Boll movie).

The sibling below me awaits eagerly the Good Omens movie

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Indeed, the previous Omen's were a bit tacky.

TSBM thinks apocalyptic movies miss the point entirely.

[Opsa]

Yeah, as in how are we survivors gonna clean up all their mess?

The Sibling Below Me thinks we should prepare now for the Big Cleanup.

[Swatopluk]

And the Great Green Arkleseizure


The sibling below me envies the Carpet People

[Opsa]

Are those the people that do the carpet bombing?

The Sibling Below Me has a pet carpet beetle.

[Griffin NoName]

Kept in a matchbox, of course.

TsBM wonders why the goldfish they keep in matchboxes keep dying.

[Swatopluk]

Next time I will take the matches out first to prevent them from playing with fire.

The sibling below me keeps fire salamanders in the microwave oven.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And gently pull them out of there once I need to use it.

TSBM wants to use the microwave 'showcased' in Kick Ass.

[Swatopluk]

But reading the news (or listening to GOPsters) is fully sufficient to get my blood to boil.

The sibling below me thinks that the GOP defies evolution.

[Griffin NoName]

Yes, they are not fit to eat my supper.

TsBM looks askance.