The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I curse most sports for what matters

TSBM raises his/her hands to high heaven when sports fans are around

[Swatopluk]

Holding an axe.

The sibling below me uses only handcranked chainsaws for environmental reasons

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

and for the beautiful biceps is giving me.

TSBM adjusted his/her chainsaw to a bicycle.

[Swatopluk]

Slowly carving me a path through the woods.

The sibling below me would do the same bicycling while swinging two large axes.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Something similar to a human powered chopper replacing the blades with axes.

TSBM would prefer a sword propeller.

[Swatopluk]

That would be the sickle(c)opter*

*scythopter

The sibling below me hates bilingual neologisms

[Opsa]

Really, hate is such an ugly word. I'll just hop on my scythopter and if you happen to be in the way, well then so be it. 

The Sibling Below Me brakes for scythopters.

[Swatopluk]

Brake or break is a useful maxim.

The sibling below me surfs the waves of mercury.

[Opsa]

I read that as "Smurfs".

Smurfs- the waifs of irkery.

The Sibling Below Me has surfed with Smurfs.

[Swatopluk]

After confusing Gargamel with kalomel.

The sibling below me is dressed in cobalt blue.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Like the singer of the Fifth Element.

TSBM has his/her hair fiery orange.

[Swatopluk]

Never sneeze when working with cinnabar!

The sibling below me dusts of his/her medals daily.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I would if I had any.

TSBM is contemplating his long list of trophies.

[Swatopluk]

Would be nice to have more trophies than atrophies.

The sibling below me thought as a child that beriberi was a tribe of cannibals

[Opsa]

Cannibal berries that engage in the ritual drinking of smoothies.

The Sibling Below Me thinks that blood pudding is what Dracula has for "afters".