The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

No, the blood oranges have to follow still.

The sibling below me will tell us who (s)he would bet on in a Dracula vs. Nosferatu conflict

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The winner would be the whiter than white Norseferatu.

TSBM believes a redder candidate would make it to the finals.

[Swatopluk]

Ah, the Pakistani Dracula.

The sibling below me would rather bet on Blacula.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

May be Blakecula but he is usually busy with other engagements.

TSBM was projecting witches.

[Swatopluk]

Currently working on Witch 6.66.

The sibling below me washes werewolves with warm water

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Mostly because holy water is an irritant.

TSBM prefers acid.

[Swatopluk]

With silver wolframates.

The sibling below me knows that this compound is actually insoluble, even in acid.

[Opsa]

Indeed sir, I did not.

The Sibling Below Me thought that silver wolframates was what you used to shoot at werewolves.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That would be my first try at least.

TSBM doesn't understand why the Lone Ranger used silver bullets.

[Opsa]

Because when he used capers he was just annoying.

The Sibling Below Me is one of the capered crusaders.

[Swatopluk]

I'd never go on a cruise* in the Mediterranean or in the East.

The sibling below me thinks about how the crusades would have turned out, if one side had had access to Crusader tanks.

*In German Kreuzfahrt meams both crusade and cruise

[Sibling DavidH]

The Franks would never have found enough horses to tow them.  The Arabs were a little brighter.

....und lebte mîn her salatin und al sîn her....

The Sibling Below Me also admires Saladin but not Richard Cœur-de-Lion.

[Swatopluk]

Indeed. And John simply had a bad press. Shakespeare tried to repair his reputation but obviously with little success (it could be his least known drama actually). An Sir Walter Scott cemented the false legends. Interestingly Ivanhoe includes a few asides that hint at Richard's utter incompetence as king.
Just by chance the Zeughaus cinema in Berlin just runs a series of knight movies and I watched Cecil B. DeMille's "The Crusades" and Ivanhoe(1952), both including many moments of Aaaaaaarggh!.

The sibling below me thinks that Monty Python and the Holy Grail beats at least 95% of 'knight movies' as far as authenticity is concerned.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And The Life of Brian beats 98% of Xtian movies on authenticity and veracity.

TSBM will now debate the historicity of Gladiator(s).

[Swatopluk]

Given the scarcity of Gladiators still in flying condition they will likely be rare in movies and often replaced/substituted by other types (or today CGI). In British films (unless made specifically for the US market) probably more or less authentic. Let's not talk about American ones.

The sibling considers this answer shamefully evasive and deliberately misundertsanding the question.