The Admiral Benbow

[Aggie]

Qwerty's nupchewls be news to me...  a toast to a dem young fool, from 'un who were such!

[Bluenose]

Aarrgghhh@ So yung Qwerty's gettin hitched? Splice the main-brace Oi sez, an hextra rumme ration allroun!

Oh, an Anthro, ye havent got enny spair crabbes ye culd sennde over to yer ole shipmate culd ye? Oi's rather fancyin sum chilli crabbe fer me supppa ternoight...  

[anthrobabe]

My darling ye kin Ave awl tha  crabbes ye wants!
Theys  even stuffed in me bunk!
Wuduv nevir finked on wigglin in me bunk wood be ah bayd ting.

Yups r Qwerty be awl growd up.
She be a beyotiful an proper foin lass.
Luverly couple.

[anthrobabe]

An oive jus ben to me galley a hind tha  bri--- ol miten 'ave to burn that please.  Down. Whot  'ave ye lot being up too a thar?

[Pachyderm]

'Ello! 'Ello!'Ello!


Anyone 'ere? Oi has an hankerin' fer a barrel or several o' Captain's Delioght, wif the tradishinul Brasso chasers! An' the usual and inevitabul hugs an' cuddlin' wouldn't be amiss, neither loike!

[Bluenose2]

'Ere!  Wots all this racket loike?  Oh, It's you Packy!  'Ere, ave a pint o' Cap'n's D'lite while ye decides wot ter 'ave ter drink.  Cor, will ye look at all th' dust around 'ere?   Ye'd think it be years since enny wun bin in 'ere!

[Pachyderm]

Ah, me old mucker, Blue!

We needs ter get the Benbow back up and the rum flowin' methinks!

Thankee kindly fer the Capn's Deloight, and have a snootful of this here cheeky little number, Oi hacquired it when Oi was sailin' past Islay. just mindin' me own business, when wallop, half a dozen casks land on me vessel!  Honest....

[Aggie]

Oi, it's all well-aged now, innit?

[Bluenose2]

Oh aye, Pachy, Oi fink Oi jest might 'ave sum o' that there peaty tasting nekta wot you 'appened upon.

Oi doan s'pose th' Isaly booty look ennythink loike this:





Oi agrees wiv ye Aggie.  Have a tot while we werks owt wot ter do abowtit.

[Pachyderm]

Aye, that be the stuff! Help yerself!

[Bluenose2]

Oi dunno ow it 'appened, but all me bottels seem to have got empty loike.  Yer wuldent 'appen to 'ave anuvva case wuld ye, Pachy me bucko?

[Pachyderm]

Oi'll jest have a annuvver quick trip round the island, see whut Oi kin find. Any preferences?

[Bluenose2]

Arrggghhhhh!   Oi be raver parshal to the 25 year olde...   thankee Pachy!

[Pachyderm]

'Ere, Oi forgotted, what wif the danger o' holdin' a big pot o' Stoo, has you bin pyratin' off Newfoundland, Blue?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo1IvV6qAWY

[Bluenose2]

No, but be there plenty o' good plunda thereabouts?  If so, I'll be off loike a buckette o' prawns in the sun!