Pirate Quiz Night

[pieces o nine]

Oi be totally confused, loike.

Do ye ave a team fer confused noobs, and if so, who be the cap'n? Or arrr we on arrr own to flounder about, as it were, wile all ye blaggards post nonsense and larf amunkst yerselves?

(Oi be a dab hand at Trivial Pursuit, as long as there be no swiving sporrrts questions, so any team wot needs a sporrrts-defishunt pirate, fire a shot across me bow.)



That's  across  me bow ye blaggards; oi've just had the decks sanded and varnished...

[Griffin NoName]

Pachy, Oi fink ye bin talkin' ter Sadiq Khan MP.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

That's  across  me bow ye blaggards; oi've just had the decks sanded and varnished...

VARNISH ! Argh ! I'm sticking to tar an oil ...opps I be standing still to long...  ARGH ! now I really be stuck to oil and tar .

[Pachyderm]

Who, me?

Ye tek that roight back, young Missy. Oi'm an honest poirate, me. Oi 'asn't spoke ter a polly-tician in me puff! Oi 'as no truck wif th' loikes o' them.

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaaaaargh!!! Pachy, young tar!  That be a spirited denial. Oi fink Oi proved me point!

P09 ye be no more confused than anywun els. 'cept Pachy. 'e not be confused at all, despite 'im protest as much as 'e loike. An that BB wot be a leaky vessel.

Bakk ter ther quiz.

Four Eyes.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Two left foots .

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

I loved Limahl's (the lead singer's) 'Never ending story' but Kaja's 'Too Shy Too Shy' kicked arggghh-se (arse).

[The Meromorph]

Oi finks the kwestshun wuz "what be the diffrence atween Wee-Wee and Wii-Wii?"

[Bruder Cuzzen]

42 ?

[Griffin NoName]

Nope.
Question for the answer to what is the question is : how to persecute cabin bioys wearing spectalces.

Answer to the question causing the answer: was three bottoms the only strange thing about Athur ?

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round three: tie breaker. (ladies, we will accept scarves)

What was Leigton Buzzaed famous for before it had GP surgeries?

[DaveL]

Wee wee?

[Griffin NoName]

DaveL enters the quiz with an excellent understanding of the rules. 10 points to DaveL.

Round 6:

phosphorescence

[Black Bart]

Ha harr...I knows this one:

The question to the anser be:

What shines out in the night loik a stream o Bat's Piss?

Ans: Phosforess...thingy.

[Griffin NoName]

25 points to Black Bart.

Scury.

[Black Bart]

Arrrgh...be that scurry or scurvy?