Finish the Pirate Headlines

[beagle]

Sudden Squall to blame for WalkthePlank's curry falling in the Pacificand causing an outbreak of Line dancing


Drunken tatto convention trip was mistake says Bart, after failed attempt to erase giant pair of *****.

[DaveL]

Drunken tatto convention trip was mistake says Bart, after failed attempt to erase giant pair of Geoducks from his trouser line.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck#Industry_and_impact

Griffin spies ***** sumggling a long large ***** into Big Ron's shop. Sausage production expected to ******

[Griffin NoName]

Griffin spies DaveL sumggling a long large marrow into Big Ron's shop. Sausage production expected to diversify


DaveL loses his ********* during tug of war. Townsfolk shocked by his ********.

[pieces o nine]

DaveL loses his Train of Thought during tug of war. Townsfolk shocked by his Ignoring the Plight of Beagle, Still Languishing in the Portsmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Stables.



DaveL Apologizes to Beagle, Offering to ************ at ************, to Sort It Out.

[Pachyderm]

DaveL Apologizes to Beagle, Offering to tilt at windmills, to Sort It Out.



Pirates ************ at mention of "windmills".

[Black Bart]

Pirates offer free beach rides on Donkey Hotey at mention of "windmills".

Pirates demand less ******* in the Piratey headlines as Black Bart suffered a ******* whilst trying to ******** Diversifikashun.

[beagle]

Pirates demand less polysyllabicity in the Piratey headlines as Black Bart suffered a hernia whilst trying to typeset Diversifikashun.


Black Bart thanks ***** for their support.

[Bluenose]

Black Bart thanks surgical truss makers for their support.




Beagle Off His Food, Blames *******

[beagle]

Beagle Off His Food, Blames snail porridge.


Leading chef found ******** in the rigging.

[pieces o nine]

Leading chef found Snail Fishing in the rigging.


Citizens Against Snail Fishing Protest at ****** and Demand ******.

[Griffin NoName]

Citizens Against Snail Fishing Protest at Slime Robbers and Demand Safety Barriers.

Pieces found******* on deck.

[Bluenose]

Pieces found lying in a pool of jello on deck.

Outbreak of jello ****** in Portsmouth

[pieces o nine]

Outbreak of jello shortages in Portsmouth

Big Ron Vows to * * * * * to Meat Jello Shortages Head-on

[DaveL]

Big Ron Vows to boost aspic production to Meat Jello Shortages Head-on

Darlica finds Pirates in the Baltic Sea that speak fluent Swedish Pirate, including words like ******, ***** and *****.

[Pachyderm]

Darlica finds Pirates in the Baltic Sea that speak fluent Swedish Pirate, including words like Konungariket Sverige, Försvarsmakten and ABBA.   





Polymath pirates in ********* , Swato ******* in shock.