The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

The Sibling Below Me knows that the aforementioned song is about reaching the bottom of your ship's booze-bottle and peering inside to find out where all the rum went.

Been there, done that!

The Sibling Below Me knows the last dram of rum is always stolen by the rum gremlins.

[Aggie]

I AM the rum gremlins, but it might explain what happened to the last of the calvados.

The Sibling Below Me would rather cook with calvados than drink it.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

The sibling below me is enjoying Summer Heat, now.

That lovely, moist heat that makings just breathing a chore.  You know the kind-- your shirt sticks to your back, and you feel your armpits trickling sweat droplets from time-to-time.....

[Aphos]

I have it set on slow roast...nice and brown on the outside with a little pink in the middle.

The sibling below me makes iced tea by the gallon this time of year.

[Swatopluk]

No, definitely not. Tea has to be hot all the year round.

The sibling below me will tell us some Hottentot jokes

[Opsa]

Well, I would, but I don't think anyone would get them as they are all told in Hottentotian.

The Sibling Below Me took Hottentotian as an elective in seventh grade but can't seem to recall much of it.

[Alpaca]

I c-c-can't q-q-quite rememmemeb-brrr it.

The sibling below me says "literally" before making a figurative statement.

[Aphos]

Literally, there are two kinds of people.  Those that think there are two kinds of people and those that don't.

The sibling below me is one of the other kinds of people.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

If by "other" you mean "typical" then you'd be wrong.....


The sibling below me likes to just re-define the terms whenever it would make them sound more intelligent...

[Aphos]

If by "re-define" you mean make it up as I go, then...

The sibling below me has an honorary BS degree in BS.

[Opsa]

Not only that, but I awarded it to myself, was the valedictorian of my class and have all ready paid off my student loan.

The Sibling Below Me thought BS meant Blistered Sister.

[Aphos]

No, I thought it stood for Ben Stein of "Expelled" infamy.

The sibling below me has a better title for that movie.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

'Excrement' .

The sibling below me isn't shocked.

[Opsa]

No, I am relieved that someone else thinks so.

The Sibling Below Me believes that zoo monkeys would be just as happy to throw DVDs of "Expelled" at  human visitors.

[Aphos]

'Excrement' .

Throwing poo is throwing poo.


The sibling below me made a DVD of poo throwing monkeys and is sure it will have higher sales than "Expelled".