The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Chatty]

I might retire wealthy on the profits!

TSBM has trouble distinguishing between the poo throwing critters and the current Prezydunce of the Yoonited Stakes.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I did!

That is, until I realized all I had to do was look into the critter's eyes.

If the eyes are that of a warm, caring man with a good heart.....it was DEFINITELY NOT the preznit!

Easy!

The sibling below me worries that I'm looking deeply into the eyes of simians way too much.

[Swatopluk]

If the alternative is looking to long into the eyes of the crystal skull or of this beauty*

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/lucas/indy432.jpg

The sibling below me would rather date Ann Coulter**

*I was surprised how thin she is in this movie
**In that case: Apage Satana!!!!

[Opsa]

pLes xcUsE if i tYPinG fuNNy, i aM in fETaL poSiTIon.

The Sibling Below Me would just as soon kiss a hornet than Anne Coulter.

[The Meromorph]

But how would I tell the difference?
Oh! I know. the Hornet is not intrinsically vile.


The Sibling below me has noticed 'Ann' Coulter's adam's apple.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I have although I shouldn't given that I always picture her with a burka.

TSBM knows how hard is to find a consistent fundie.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Hard?  No, not really.  They all are consistently irrational ....

Which reminds me of McCain's latest flip-flop in the news today:  offshore oil drilling.

Before, he was again' it.  Now, he's in favor..... FLIP-FLOP!


The sibling below me knows of many other McCain's flip-flops....including a very used pair of footwear.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Not only McSame but now Mr. Charles Christ governor of FL who was against offshore drilling (for obvious reasons: FL depends economically of its beaches) is now a convert. Even Bushie's bro was against it!

TSBM is banging his head now.

[Swatopluk]

No, for that I use a kettle drum.

The sibling below me is for mandatory rabies testing in politicians

[Opsa]

Not a bad idea. I would also be for mandatory rabies vaccines for everyone registering to vote, just in case they come into close contact with polticians.

The Sibling Below Me wants to administer the rabies shots.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed I do.

I would use this:



...with a modified cartridge to deliver the rabies shots to politicians.

I'd aim for their pointy heads, so there would be little or no damage to their functioning as a politician.

Alternative sites might be in their immense backsides.  Or, perhaps their huge hands (used for grabbing power and money). 

A heart shot would be useless, as the dense, hardened stones (which they use instead of an actual heart) would likely be impervious to penetration of any kind.

As for voters?  I'd use a conventional needle, with Novocain optional.  It's painful enough, when they must choose from among the offerings as it is....

The sibling below me thinks that multiple rabies shots would be even better...

[Aphos]

I think we should give politicians wide spectrum vaccinations...including vaccinations against lying.


The sibling below me knows how to vaccinate against lying.

[Swatopluk]

Use the lyme vaccine and erase the M?

The sibling below me has still not get ridden of that silly hat (s)he should be ashamed of

[Griffin NoName]

Indeed I haven't. Assuming you mean the dead blackbird one I wore for my first son's wedding. It's about to be recycled for the second son's.

TsBM may kill themselves if any more of their favourite TV programmes are chucked off in favour of the abhorrence of men running around on the grass kicking a ball with their feet for more money than anyone should ever receive.

[Aphos]

Well, there certainly are enough shows of men running around in their knickers kicking a poor little ball.  But the shows I really ABHOR are the ones that claim to be about reality, but aren't.


The sibling below me has a great idea for a "reality" show.