The Sibling Below Me...

[Pachyderm]

Just doin' me bit fer the ol' environment.

The sibling below me has a phobia of toilet paper.

[Aggie]

No, but the situation has come up at our house before (had to provide a small container for water as an alternative). 


The sibling below me loves their methylated xanthines.

[Swatopluk]

Only in the 20th letter (ok and chocolate and certain carbonated beverages).

The sibling below me will define beaverage.

[Pachyderm]

Beaverage is the count in years of how long one particular beaver has been alive, or

Beaverage is a short period in pre-history where the main tool used was the beaver.

The sibling below me has had a restraining order placed upon them by the voices in their head....

[Swatopluk]

Fortunately under my multiple personalities is also a lawyer (I just don't know how to pay his fees).

The sibling below me finds the light sabre to be not the best tool for bread slicing.

[The Meromorph]

Silly Boy! Light sabres are for Head slicing, not Bread slicing!
For Bread slicing, you use the Lawyer in your head (She's the sharpest thing around).


The Sibling below me takes a fully stocked First Aid Kit every time they go into a Sandwich Shop.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Boy, I wish that guy learns how to use the meat slicer.

The sibling below me has worked in a deli.

[Pachyderm]

Only to "liberate" the meat, and booze.

The sibling below me has met Lord Lucan.

[Swatopluk]

Wasn't that the guy who send the light brigade into the valley of death accidentally?
I wonder what he would have said about that infamous poem (non-senility provided).
No, not personally.

Oh, that was Earl not Lord Lucan. probably the Lord is with Jim Hoffa now.

The sibling below me smells a conspiracy here.

[Pachyderm]

Off topic

No, the cavalry commander at the Charge of the Light Brigade was Lord Raglan.

Lord Lucan did a dissappearing act after the murder of his children's nanny in his estranged wife's house.

I realise now that non-Brits may have had trouble with that one. Sorry.

Back on topic

[beagle]

Let me give you a teensy piece of advice Pachy (may I call you Pachy?).

Don't challenge Swato on knowledge of British History. Not only will he know the GPS position of every horse and rider at any moment, he can probably give you the fax numbers of both Lord "Thought you meant those other guns" Lucan and Lord "well the women looked the same in the dark" Lucan.

[Pachyderm]

Call me Pachy all you like.

Have checked. I was wrong

In fact , it was an ancestor of the "S&*t, killed the nanny" Lord Lucan who was in charge of all the cavalry, not just the "lucky" few who got to charge a battery of loaded cannon.

The boss of that lot was Lord Cardigan, his brother-in-law, who he couldn't stand.

The bloke who actually took the message, one Capt. Nolan, despised both of them, and was utterly convinced cavalry troopers could do anything. In short, an idiot.

Lord Raglan was the General commanding all British forces in the Crimea.

If he can give us the GPS location of the recent Lucan, our fortune is made...


The sibling below me collects Aztec cheese sculptures.

[The Meromorph]

Actually I do Aztec Cheese sculptures.
But then my ever-loving puts them in the microwave and pours them over chimichangas (con queso).
That AZTECA brand is decent 'queso'.

The Sibling below me wants to personally ratify the Treaty of Tripoli.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

No, I want the chimichanga! 

I mean, I would love to travel back in time for the signature of the treaty but I much rather eat the chimichanga. 

The sibling below me would die if all forms of cheese disappeared from the planet.

[beagle]

offtopic

In fact , it was an ancestor of the "S&*t, killed the nanny" Lord Lucan who was in charge of all the cavalry,...

Can't help feeling this shows the importance of not saving money on staff. If he'd tried that on a Norland nanny Lucan would have ended up with an uncomfortable half hour on the naughty chair, not a lifetime on the run.

/offtopic