The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

I have just to avoid the Washing Machine Tragedy (Stanislaw Lem)
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/1981/11/30/1981_11_30_044_TNY_CARDS_000332469

The sibling below me loves washing machines but commits infidelities with tumblers occasionally.

Yes, I have to be carefully not to drink too many tumblers full, or I could be in danger of being tumbled.

The Sibling Below Me thought we were talking about gymnasts.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And that got me distracted.

TSBM gets distracted with more pedestrian things.

[Swatopluk]

Literally so. I got a painful sore right were the underwear ends at the upper leg. At any walking movement it rubs and the location is very impractical for band-aids.

The sibling below me watches: Jungle Balls - Hards-on for Jane
(after finding crustaceans too expensive this holiday)

[Griffin NoName]

Literally so. I got a painful sore right were the underwear ends at the upper leg. At any walking movement it rubs and the location is very impractical for band-aids.

Try surgical tape. It'shwat they use on my wounds.

[Aggie]

Try boxer shorts.

[Opsa]

I did, but my Boxer objected and bit me.

The Sibling Below Me wipes up spills with Scotty dogs.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

They work better than corn dogs.

TSBM prefers deep fried butter sticks.

[pieces o nine]

I prefer that they be in someone else's kitchen.


TSBM also enjoys the annual reading of Quomodo Invidiosulus Nomine Grinchus Christi Natalem Abrogaverit

[Swatopluk]

Numquam lexi hinc librum etsi audivi eum valde amatum esse.

The sibling below me watches: Jungle Balls - Hards-on for Jane
(after finding crustaceans too expensive this holiday)
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Lobster sex is expensive and not much fun to watch.

TSBM thinks arthropods have boring pastimes.

[Swatopluk]

They don't like it hot

The sibling below me will present us with a limerick on locusts

[The Meromorph]

There once was a swarm of green locusts,
Whose hunger was narrowly focused.
They went for a treat,
In a field of red beet,
Interspersed with some bright yellow crocus.

The Sibling Below Me loves pickled beets with smoked sausage.

[pieces o nine]

Actually, I do not.  But I really liked your limerick!   

TSBM bemoans the dearth of Men of Letters in our day.

[Sibling DavidH]

I do.  For example, there are so few Qs around nowadays.

The Sibling Below Me is more fond of Ps.

[Opsa]

Oh yes. I try to take at least one every day.

The Sibling Below Me believes in the process of elimination.