Word definition game

[Sibling DavidH]

spasmoholic - addicted to creating spasms by the ingestion of certain substances.  In 19th-century Grondovia a group of spasmoholics banded together to found the Church of the Spasmodic Brethren.  The central tenet of this faith is that death must be heaven because it means no more spasms.

Grubnostic

[pieces o nine]

Grubnostic (n)
Inner certainty in the value of organic gardening.



Grayshuss

[Swatopluk]

Grayshuss - The boat of Rán

seadonkey

[Sibling DavidH]

seadonkey - what pirates used to ride on if they couldn't afford sea-horses.  Now they are extinct, having been eaten by sea-lions.

gruntiloquence

[Swatopluk]

The talent of common soldiers to endlessly vex about their superior officers

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morisam

[Griffin NoName]

morisam - one of the hobbits ommitted from the novels

cardinational

[Swatopluk]

cardinational - the infarct of government

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logobeselfing

[Griffin NoName]

logobeselfing  - tattoo applied to the body to be used to promote one's business

fingleswanking

[pieces o nine]

fingleswanking  an activity, which, if linked to a product on another website, will get you a "Mod Warning", Griffin!!!1one1!





Yarndredging

[Swatopluk]

Yarndredging

1. using lines to find and retrieve items on the sea floor
2. trying to recover a net that got stuck on the sea bottom
3. (related to 1) an early way of minesweeping

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mongofishing

[Sibling DavidH]

mongofishing - catching mongooses by an ancient artifice:  the katsya stands in a jungle clearing and shouts "Any mongeese here today?"  These creatures being extremely pedantic, at least one will usually come forth to correct the wrong plural and can then be entrapped in a net.


flapgrouter

[Swatopluk]

flapgrouter

1. orig. flapgrouser; a person (automatically banned for life from the UK) that hunts grouse by use of guided micromissiles
2. slang term for a very lowly paid job in the construction industry (cf. mortart, scaffy, plarisser)

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mnogotart

[Aphos]

mnogotart:  A small pie-like pastry made with the fruit of the mnogo tree.


piterpepper

[Swatopluk]

piterpepper - An ersatz condiment developed in Holland during the English blockade

gnupfing

[Griffin NoName]

gnupfing ; to drink earl grey tea with the teeth clenche together.

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