Word definition game

[Swatopluk]

goffle 
1. a trademarked coffee substitute. "That's not coffe, that's..."
2. playing golf at age >90

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horbilling

[Griffin NoName]

horbilling  -  having an account with a prostitute (as opposed to pay as you go)

functwell

[Aphos]

functwell:  an operational well, opposite of a defunctwell - BP has a defunctwell.

griptionitis

[Sibling DavidH]

functwell - a well which used to be defunct, but now contains water again.

quaffle

EDIT: Well dang me, Aphos, great minds think alike!
You were first, I vote we carry on from griptionitis

[Swatopluk]

griptionitis - a combined muscle and bone disease leading to deformity in the hand aka bent claw syndrome
quaffle (leaving out the Harry Potter reference) - Trying to speak while drinking (that's worse than speaking while chewing)
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vilbile

[Opsa]

vilbile- the kind of bile that fills all great villains


coshblong

[Griffin NoName]

coshblong - abbreviation for "my cosh is bloody well longer than your cosh" - prison slang.

aberapplard

[Swatopluk]

aberapplard - an apple orchard on a slope steeper than 45°

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mardercat

[Sibling DavidH]

mardercat - an extremely vicious feline as pronounced in Bristol, where they probably exist AFAIK.

wheeple

[pieces o nine]

wheeple   the part of a referee's whistle which causes a trilling sound.



henscomb

[Swatopluk]

henscomb
1. the typical nest of gallina hexagophilia
2. an accessoire for gay female chickens

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sulvatore

[Sibling DavidH]

sulvatore - an Italian medication for curing the after-effects of fonganzione.

gruntopulation

[pieces o nine]

gruntopulation  calcuulating how many enlisted men persons are required to complete a given operation.



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Fore!septs

[Swatopluk]

Fore!septs - Archaic command to the archers with the poisoned arrows to step forward

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jagalin

[Sibling DavidH]

jagalin - British sports car with attached musical instrument for purposes of seduction in country lanes.

squassle