The Sibling Below Me...

[Griffin NoName]

All my travelling appareil is lined with finest lawn batiste hadkerchiefs. At least, they would be if my Time Machine wasn't on the blink.

TsBM cuts his/her lawn with nail scissors.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It is my lucky charm.

TSBM thought of an overly sweet cereal.

[Mikey66]

First the left eye, then the right eye....

The sibling below me wants to know what Tom Cruise and peanut butter have in common...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

After careful consideration I don't.

TSBM is now thinking on Penelope Cruz and peanut butter.

[Opsa]

I prefer to think of Johnnie Depp and a bottle of Bordeaux!


The Sibling Below Me prefers something else.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A good brie, crackers, a movie perhaps, but I'll keep the bordeaux

TSBM wants something more sustaining.

[Griffin NoName]

I'd like a gigantic steak and chips.

TsBM wonders what colour to die their arm hairs next.

[Swatopluk]

Before or after shaving them?

The sibling below me will tell us about strange rituals involving hairs (s)he is involved in on a regular base.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Something like placing all shaving instruments in a row or something?

TSBM doesn't want to shave/remove body hair anymore.

[beagle]

Just relocate it.

TSBM has short, fat, hairy legs.

[Swatopluk]

Two out of three correctly guessed.

The sibling below me believes the traditional explanation for that (excessive masturbation causes increased growth of body hair)

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

(so that's why...)

TSBM is now looking at his hands intently.

[Opsa]

They're quite hairless. Boy, do I have them fooled!

The Sibling Below Me now wonders if hairless palms means anything for females.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

[(the thought of) this post has been removed due to it's lewd and explicit nature]

TSBM has no qualms about explicit posts

[Pachyderm]

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!


TSBM knows who sang this one...