The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Only partially. Same with the decomposing composers.

The sibling below me likes Chinese

[Sibling DavidH]

I adore Chinese women, but the trouble is, you have one and then half an hour later you want another one.

The sibling below me knows an infallible cure for Pieces' ailment.

[The Meromorph]

I do indeed, but it's not pleasant.
Place a generous handful of crunchy breakfast cereal in one's underwear...   One will experience no lack of focus on the intimate details of one's existence...


The Sibling Below Me would insist on adding milk and sugar.

[Swatopluk]

No sugary liquid! That's a recipe for yeast infection (cf. coke as a contraceptive)

The sibling below me thinks that the best place for yeast is beer production.

[Sibling DavidH]

And don't forget cider!

The sibling below me thinks he or she is the best place for beer (or cider).

[The Meromorph]

There was a young lady from Hyde
Who ate some green apples and died
Inside the lamented
The apples fermented
and made cider inside her inside.

The Sibling below me knows more gross limericks than I do....

[Swatopluk]

Es fiel ein Boy in Transvaal
In einen Fleischwolf aus Stahl
Zwar verließ er sofort
Wieder den Ort
Jedoch in größerer Zahl

(Once a boy in Transvaal
fell into a steel meat grinder
Though he left the place immediately
it was in higher numbers)

The sibling below me now will recite three gross haiku

[The Meromorph]

Sorry, that's beyond me...
However,

A young man who lived by the Humber
Was minced by a meat grinder's blunder
He survived for a while
With ineffable style
But he left there in much greater number.


THe SIbling below me can do better than that.

[Aphos]

There once was a man in Lyme
Who had three wives at a time
He was once overheard
Saying one is absurd
And two at once is a crime.

The sibling below me thinks that was terrible.

[Swatopluk]

I've seen worse limericks.

The sibling prefers them to slime rigs

[Sibling DavidH]

I love slime rigs, but here's a limerick that's even more fun:

There was a young couple from Aberystwyth
Who connected the parts that they kissed with,
And as they grew older
They also grew bolder
And connected the parts that they shook hands with.

The sibling below me can see a minor alteration to improve that last line.

[Swatopluk]

Yes, I can see 'that'.

The sibling below speaks in tonsils

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I used to until they took them away. I don't miss them.

TSBM wants to have something else removed.

[Swatopluk]

Yes, a few pundits and a few 'government is always evil' libertarians to Somalia without a return ticket.

The sibling below me was thinking more along the line of ingrown nails, warts etc.

[pieces o nine]

No, I was with you on the first option.


TSBM prefers stock options.