The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It ran away as soon he figured out the twins weren't virgins.

TSBM doesn't consider twins (Geminis*) duplicitous per se.

*I happen to be one

[Swatopluk]

Unless of course they are Liarmese

The sibling below me had enough of bad puns this year

[Opsa]

Never! Bad puns (and good!) are the sign of active minds.

The Sibling Below Me has an hyperactive mind.

[Swatopluk]

And regular headaches and sleeping problems because of it (although the sinuses and the stomach probably play a part too).

The sibling below me is not in a cheerful mood either

[Opsa]

Am too, am too! But probably because I am an ignoramus compared to you. 

The Sibling Below Me will now weigh the merits of being smart against being ignorant.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Ignorance is bliss?

TSBM wanted a more sophisticated answer.

[pieces o nine]

I did, but no one seems eager to slip into a Derek Rose Tartan Smoking Jacket, fill a Baccarat flute with Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin, and light up one of His Majesty's Reserve cigars before answering.


^{... muss be sumfink to do wif thee 'ole 'umble fing ...}    


The sibling below me affects a different posting wardrobe.

[Opsa]

Actually, I don't... I have a perfectly smashing smoking jacket which I will wear given any opportunity. Funny you should mention smoking jackets- i just saw it mentioned elsewhere in here. I think you can be humble while wearing a smoking jacket, particularly if you're handing out cigars and brandies.

The Sibling Below Me will proclaim this The Year of the Smoking Jacket.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Like this?

http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/gallery/emm-bonfirenight-06_0.jpg

TSBM is preparing his/her asbestos lawsuit.

[The Meromorph]

I am content to post unwrapped...   

On the other hand, the sibling below me is simply content.

[Swatopluk]

Definitely better than incontinent.

The sibling below me believes in bulletproof underwear

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

... which beats a chastity belt all the time.

TSBM wonders about the bodily functions of the wearer of chastity belts.

[Opsa]

I wonder more about the mental functions of the wearer of chastity belts!

The Sibling Below Me wants an infidelity belt.

[pieces o nine]

... i'm actually wondering what ensemble would best suit an infidel belt ...


TSBM never votes without his/her Fidel Belt.

[Swatopluk]

I'd feel castroted without it.

The sibling goes nowhere without a batiste handkerchief